Sunday, September 16, 2007

Abbey Normal

Do you ever find yourself in the freak portion of polls and percentages? I do and quite often. Am I some kind of malfunctioning unit or just plain old different? I guess either way Big Bird still loves me and Elmo still owes me money, that bastard.

15 comments:

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I wouldn't say that I find myself in the freak portion of polls and percentages that often (but it has happened once or twice) but I have realized that I am one that attracts unusual, out of the ordinary events (both good and bad).

I really should play the lottery. And if I did win, I'd give you some money if that bastard Elmo doesn't pay you back.

Nessa / Goldennib said...

I owe The Grouch money. Don't let him know where I am. His collectors are looking for me.

Scary Monster said...

Me don' like takin polls or answerin blogthingy quizzes. Me answers honestly yet always ends up in the wierd section of the results.

Iffin ya want, Me knows a guy named Eddie who can get yer money back fer ya. Less 10% of course.

STOMP.

cindra said...

We're just part of the big freak family...it's a good thing, hon!

leelee said...

I'm letting my freak flag fly..oh you wouldn't know it to look at me...or..um...if you read my blog..but...um...I get freaky...I swear....I do..fer real..ok I USED to get way more freaky then I do these days...I did..I swear

Christielli said...

Have you ever noticed that when they give the results for polls, that the options never add up to 100%? I'm pretty sure that I make up that percentage that don't even get reported 'cuz we're so weird. :)

Chandra said...

I don't care if ernie and bert are gay they are still foxy... and that unibrow... roar lol

Oh what's with that +8.9.9.9.9 extra possible outage when it comes to polls I never got that? Are they polling half persons or something?

Big bird and snuffaluffagus old school!!!!!

I'm missing your naughty voice emails you've been sending me Matthew ;)

Scott said...

I am living right there in that category. Weird thing... I met this guy with the exact same first and last name as you. I am quite sure he is not as cool as you!

Corn Dog said...

If you are referring to some BS-y stuff from your oncologist, ignore it. They are so full of statistics I think they eat them for breakfast sometimes.

And besides, what fun would we have if we fell inside the bell curve. then we would be like every other John or Jane Doe.

Sun Follower said...

"Young Frankenstein" - best Mel Brooks movie ever, IMHO.

Logophile said...

Just don't let big bird touch your special place.
I am never the center of the bell curve either. I'm usually one of the numbers they chop off either side.

Spacecake said...

I lurrrrve internet quizzes.

..wait, what?

blog Portland said...

That's only because those polls are all devised by Republican spinsters. Just because I have tranny vampire fetish, I'm some sort of freakshow now? Yeah right.

Jules said...

Yes, I suppose if I were to analyze myself I'd see that I belong in the freak side to some degree... but the majority of me is... normal, right?

Karyn said...

You said malfunctioning unit... unhuhuhuhuh....sorry, i was channeling Beavis and or Butthead there for a minute...