Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Hi, GRUNT.It may not be very gay, but I usually annoy my wife in the shower on most mornings. For her revenge she waits til I an happy and complacent then flushes the toilet when I am washing what little hair I have left.Went through your recent postings.Good to hear that things are looking up for your mom and I can't wait for you to remember what it was you wanted to post about yesterday Sticking things into "hot" amplifiers is not a good idea. Not unless you wanna end up looking like Don King.
I think about dead trees and big stacks of pancakes.
Cap'n. Thanks fer droppin by! Yer commments really cheered me up. Showers? Shit. Me were askin nurse Rached fer a sponge bath fer the last two daysSTOMP.
That thing I do, hey? Do you REALLY want an in depth description of what goes on in my shower time? ;OD
Soap is an indredibly lubricated substance. Just for the record...Scott
since when did shaving legs become TIGF?!;)
I'm with photogirl. Shaving my legs is what I'm doing in the shower.My nighttime baths are way more gay than my morning showers. Sometimes I put on one of those green face mask thingys (knowing that it really doesn't make my skin any cleaner) and sometimes I use a loofah sponge. Loofahs are really gay. Or at least they sound really gay.
Conditoner...lots and lots of conditioner- oh and....the foot scrubby thing! oooo-ahhhhhh-ooooo-ahhhhh- yessss-oh, oh,yessss, oh, oh, YESSSSS....babe!!!!!All the rough dead skin is gone!Sweet-soft-feet~:Psigh...I need a smoke now :)
ummmm.... wash behind my ears?
oh well I just have a hand held attachment and that is all I am going to say!!and I do shave my legs in there too LOL hope you got my " good Mail " QT
What to do to your significant other in the shower? Toss cold water on the him/her - of course.The only caveat to this escapade is "Paybacks are hell.Well, the memory will come back soon. I think. Say, what's your name again?
Singing show tunes, of course.:-)
pee in the tub..hey, dont judge me, iam a man.
I have so many deliciously fun products in my shower that make it really fun each and every day. :)
You should have asked about in the bath, I have way better stories. Nothing says sexy like trying to do something and falling into the tub and knocking yourself out haha.Shower: During a regular day..hmm shave everyday, let's just say everything but head. lol the ways that could be taken. Wash, rinse repeat. Body wash with the gay loofah. No removable head on the shower anymore...ooops. I'm over the phase of having to get myself off in the shower.. or maybe I just don't have anything left that's water proof and not just water resistant LOLI'm going to regret this later, or have a lot of new blog friends!
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