Thursday, June 28, 2007

TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday): Write your own vows for this lovely couple

Since only a handful of you are interested in reading stuff here I thought I'd make it easy on you. Do you best, or worst, vows or blurbs in the comment section--things that you think they'd be saying to each other right now. Maybe an observation, non sequitur, or whatever freakin' bee you got in your bonnet.

My contribution comes in the form of a non sequitur.

Priest: "So, which one of you stinks of carrot?"

11 comments:

goldennib said...

Starting out with a bit of self pity there, huh?

It's the beginning of the summer. I think blogging is like bar going: in the summer everyone goes to the beach (or other such outdoor activity.) It takes people longer to go around the circuit.

Your carrot line is very funny; which way to go with it? Elmer does have a satisfied grin.

Logophile said...

Aw Grunty, we care.
I've just been really busy flossing my teeth. You have to do that thoroughly ya know, else you can end up with serious problems!

The way Elmer is looking at Bugs is creeping me out, I have to go now.

blog Portland said...

"It's a good thing we live in Massachusetts"

Outdoorsy Girl said...

What a great example of that old saying "If you can't kill them, marry them." It's the closest thing. Ha!

I was actually going to say something similar to Blog Portland. He beat me to it.

Queue_t said...

tough on us blog lurkers-

What's up doc??? lov ya !!

Jules said...

Bugs... you must be out of your mind! Oh wait, you are... the only way he could get you to marry him was to cut out your brain and use it for a boquet.

... .... ...

I didn't realize all this time that the two of them were gay.

Sun Follower said...

Is that a bee in your bonnet or are you just happy to see me?

Scary Monster said...

Bugs:"You're smiling now, just wait till me whips out me carrot."

Stomp.

Chandra said...

Thank god we're in Canada now were legalized gay marriage occurs??? lol it's the first thing that came to mind... please don't shun me too much haha

Karyn said...

Elmer's goo-goo eyes are weirding me out. Maybe he's dazzled by his new bauble... a three carrot engagement ring, perhaps? Yuk yuk. (And yuck.)

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