Since only a handful of you are interested in reading stuff here I thought I'd make it easy on you. Do you best, or worst, vows or blurbs in the comment section--things that you think they'd be saying to each other right now. Maybe an observation, non sequitur, or whatever freakin' bee you got in your bonnet.
My contribution comes in the form of a non sequitur.
Priest: "So, which one of you stinks of carrot?"
4 years ago