You are just going to have to trust me on this one. Nothing makes me, a manly man of straightness, feel gayer (happy) than toasting something in a shiny, bulbous toaster. The more it resembles an Airstream trailer, the better.
Just don't, you know, fork it. That would be dangerous.
I like marmalade with my incredibly edibley gay toast. How 'bout y'all?
4 years ago