Friday, April 27, 2007

TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday): Your retro toaster, that's what.

You are just going to have to trust me on this one. Nothing makes me, a manly man of straightness, feel gayer (happy) than toasting something in a shiny, bulbous toaster. The more it resembles an Airstream trailer, the better.

Just don't, you know, fork it. That would be dangerous.

I like marmalade with my incredibly edibley gay toast. How 'bout y'all?

12 comments:

Scary Monster said...

Vegemite or marmite be the only thing to turn toast into a real man's meal.

Me be lucky. As a Monster, all me has to do is breath on me wonder bread and it's toast.

STOMP.

enjoy the weekend, Cap'n

Jules said...

I'm a raspberry jammer, myself!

Logophile said...

retro toasters are the best!
I have a 4 slice one that looks alot like the pic.
Im not so much into the Seville oranges, that ok?

The Grunt said...

Three people like me today, yay!

SM~ Marmite is damn tasty, but you have to be careful to not put too much on or else you will grow hair in funny places.

Jules~ Raspberry is one fine jam.

Logo~ That is fine. They are a bit on the bitter side, but I kind of like that.

Karyn said...

Strawberry or apricot. Yum.

And I am so digging on the retro toaster.

blog Portland said...

I'm all for it, so long as the toast pops up when I make a silly face in the reflection of the toaster.

I hope at least one person gets that.

Trundling Grunt said...

Raspberry jam, and I like my toast well done/dark brown. I can't stand "toast" that is more stale bread than toasted.

paul said...

some butter and then chocolate pellets (don't know if that's the correct english expression for it, but if you type 'hagelslag' @ google images, you will definitely know what i mean)
hmmm sweeeet

Christielli said...

I have a shiny toaster too. However, it's primarly used for waffles. However, I like strawberry jam on my waffles. Does that make me different?

chandra said...

Does it have a bagel and frozen setting? I have a toaster that burns everything, so I bought a new one... 4 slices, livin the high life up here.


Ok so I have to tell you this story because well you're American and it's funny. So we're getting this new computer system at work this week and it's an american company that is coming to our store (in Canada obviously) setting it up. This guy calls me asking me, 1) do we have a downtown 2) Do we have cabs 3) do we have pavement roads 4)Do we have things like hotels?

Part of me just wanted to totally lie and say we lived in igloos and there was no such things as malls. See their are American's out there that believe this NONSENSE. Oh and yes we have McDonald's. It took everything I had not to want to reach over the phone and smack him or break down laughing.

p.s thanks for the kind words :)

The Grunt said...

Karyn~ Good choice. I also like your new profile pic, as always.

JJ~ I totally got that and am doing this right now----->ROTFLMAO!!!!! Good to see you back again.

TG~ I'm with you on that one, brother.

Paul~ That does sound good right now. I don't think 7-11 is going to have that, though.

Christielli~ That is exactly why I like you, dahling.

Chandra~ Well, you may have a McDonald's, but do you have an Applebees? About the kind words, well, I care that you are doing alright or not. So, you are welcome.

chandra919 said...

Yep we got an applebee's... and not just in my city... ALL over CANADA eh haha