I like to examine the activity of the lobsters in any restaurant or market's lobster tank. There is an orgy going on in there. I really feel that the lobsters know of their impending doom, so they just go all Caligula at a clambake on each other. I figure that If I had been captured by aliens and knew that I were to be killed then eaten, I'd certainly want to just say "What ain't tied down is first! What is tied down is for later!" I mean, I think I know the real reason lobsters are all red when they are on your plate. That boiling water is just to get all the lobster tank love off of them...unless you are into that sort of thing. You know, whatevers it is you dig is your business.
If you were a lobster in a tank, what would your first act of carnality be? Remember, this is TIGF, so get into the spirit.
4 years ago