I bought some finger cots today as part of a treatment for my skin breaking deeply on one of my knuckles (along with some mometasone furoate ointment from the pharmacy). I got them at a local chain drugstore. I thought the girl at the counter was in need of some humor and when she checked the box I said, "They're for my cat. He good with the ladies." Well, if you know me in real life, you'd know that I am wacky; plus, I don't have a cat. But, around the uninitiated I come across as dead serious and quiet--also giving off the impression that I just might own a cat for realsies. It's all part of the way that I constantly am sizing up everyone around me and it is rather fun. So, this girl did not get the joke and really gave me that, "OMG, you are one sick puppy" kind of look. It didn't seem to work, but I got a kick out of it.
This brings me to Guinea Pigs humping rabbits....Wha?
Okay, I have a small Youtube collection of videos that I have made. One of which was a clip of my nephew's pet rabbit and pet Guinea Pig being introduced to each other. I had just got my camera/video phone and thought it would be good to get this on video. I have not owned rabbits or Guinea Pigs, so I had no clue that this was a bad idea. To make a long story short, the Pig humped the rabbit all over the place and I got a bit of it on video. We all laughed like total idiots while I was filming it. After that, we broke it up and separated them for good. No creature was hurt, especially the Guinea Pig.
So, I had this clip on Youtube forever, and along with my other clips, hardly anyone looked at them. That was until Saturday night. I wake up on Sunday to find that I have a bunch of emails. I am used to this from the blogs that I keep and my various mail order bride businesses, but not from my long neglected Youtube account. I was curious about my new found fame. Well, it turned out to be infamy, not fame that I was now experiencing. I was a dog, a depraved sicko, to a group of Guinea Pig lovers and they wrote me some pretty horrible emails to me and comments about the video.
Apparently, rabbits are a danger to Guinea Pigs and they should never be around each other. Then they got all mad at me because the Guinea Pig, that was the aggressor and effer, looked "scared". Like I was filming a Super 8 porno and forcing this Guinea Pig into a downward spiral of indiscriminate sexual practices, drugs, and exposing it to further depraved things, such as my clown fetish. You know, that Guinea Pig does not work cheap. I had to totally skip my dinner plans at Wendy's that night to save a few bucks. These people don't understand how hard it is for an amateur film maker to break out into the mainstream, gosh!
I thought of playing around with these people and making reference to future projects, such as "Hamlet with Hamsters" and "What other cute furry animals can fit up Richard Gere's ass?" But, I just decided that I did not want to be known as the guy that made a "viral" video of inter-species copulation. So, I took it down forever. I won't even put it up here. Sorry, I know you all wanted to see something real freaky, but I had to do it.
I have seen a dog fugk a pig once. That was like "Babe" meets Fellini. Geez, what kind of sicko was I watching that? I should've had a camera.
I do believe I have my groove back.
4 years ago