Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Here's looking at you, kid.

You got those birds and a pair of these to go with them...

I will try to make you laugh some more. I enjoy that very much. So, without further ado, White Swan, I leave you with this...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.

"What do they say"? the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he said; "You know, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time".

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Frank, Put the beads away, our prayers have been answered".


goldennib said...

Good one; D

Karyn said...

Har har... tres amusant, Le Grunt.

Logophile said...

OMG, you sicko! Posting pics of your boobies, twisted man.I bet they don't appreciate being tweeked.

Clearlykels said...

ha ha-- that was very funny!

Jules said...

Ahhhhhhhaha! OMG, that's so funny on way too many levels!

vera said...

what is black and white and won't fit through a revolving door?

a nun with a spear through her head.


Christielli said...

LOL That's too funny.

I dig the picture of the blue-footed boobies.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Photogirl said...

haha. cute!

Keshi said...

LOL I know this one.


The Grunt said...

Nessa~ I thrive off of your support and encouraging words.

Karyn~ I am all about the muse. The a and ment I'm not so crazy about.

Logo~ Yeah, that's whycome they so blue, 'cause I likes the tiddies!!! I should feel ashamed for talking like that, but my laughter makes my shame go away.

Kels~ Thankyouverymuch!

Jules~ At what level did you find yourself peeing your pants?

Vera~ I can always count on you to talk about murdered nuns. Ha, belly laughs all around;)

Christielli~ I find blue footed boobies to be rather amusing myself. It is my goal to make a hybrid of that bird and a tit mouse. I am thinking of calling that abomination a Blue Titted Booby Foot. If I throw in a Sasquatch, then you get a Big Blue Titted Booby Foot. See how my mind works? Beautiful, isn't it.

O-Girl~ I should charge for my services. I wonder how many titters and guffaws there are in a pound?

Celeste~ I know I am, but yer cute too!

Keshi~ Atta girl. Sooner or later I am understood enough for people to not want to run away screaming.

Jules said...

I never said I peed... well, maybe a little bit dripped out.. *ehem*