Anyway, this post is from my own private blog (made solely to amuse myself) called, "(My name)'s Blog: Shattered dreams & come from behind sports drama. Also, I'm making predictions on how Huewy Lewis will save the world." I haven't got to Huey Lewis or any of the other stuff mentioned. But, I did interview Scott Baio of "Charles in Charge" fame. Here's my first post of that blog. I have swapped in "Grunt" with my real name.
- Welcome all to my Seventh Blog: Special guest appearance by Scott Baio
- Greetings all! Grunt here, taking precious time away from my main blog, Grunt Ahoy!, to welcome you to my side project devoted to "has been" actors, runner-up prom queen spies, and my devotion to the cause of cheese and beef jerky awareness--did you know that they make a great after school snack?
We have a special guest with us today: Scott Baio.
Grunt!: How have you been, Scott?
Scott Baio: Just terrific.
Grunt!: Can I call you "Charles in Charge"?
Scott Baio: What, you want to call me after a character of mine?
Grunt!: Yeah, is that a problem?
Scott Baio: Well, it is a bit weird, but alright.
Grunt!: Charles in Charge, how long has it been since you've last smoked crack in an alley?
Scott Baio: Wait, what did you just say?
Grunt!: Oh, I'm sorry. Was the crack question insensitive?
Scott Baio: Yeah...well, no. That's not the point. You called me "Charles in Charge".
Grunt!: Yeah, "Charles in Charge". I thought you were cool with that, no?
Scott Baio: I thought you were just going to call me "Charles".
Grunt!: Now why would I do that?
Scott Baio: Because that is the character's name, dip wad!
Grunt!: But, I don't wanna call you that; that's just stupid.
Scott Baio: Well, I don't like being made fun of and I feel that you are making fun of me by calling me "Charles in Charge".
Grunt!: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you would take offense to being called "Charles in Charge", one of the best TV shows ever.
Scott Baio: Yeah, well, I do.
Grunt!: Do you want me to stop calling you "Charles in Charge"?
Scott Baio: Yes, please!
Grunt!: Okay then, Scott.
Charles in Charge: Much better.
Grunt!: Okay, now that's settled we can move on. Have you ever had a threesome with the gir....
Charles in Charge (interrupting me): Hey! What's that there to the side?
Charles in Charge: That on the side. You are typing my name as "Charles in Charge".
Grunt!: Is that a problem?
Charles in Charge: You know, I've had enough. I'm outta here, ya shmuck!
Grunt!: Ooooh, temper temper. Hey, where are you going?
Charles in Charge (flips me the bird).
Tune in next week, folks, as I interview Hogan's Hero star, Bob Crane's corpse. Until next time: ciao bella!