Wednesday, June 04, 2008

What is this, like the 3rd...4th overtime?

Santa Clause, are you real? Because if you are I don't want any toys. I just want my life back, thanks.

I am so glad that I did not have to wait another week and a half to hear that I have a mystery going on inside of me. Yeah, my doctors haven't seen it go this way. There was no "lights out" nor was there a big freakin' neon "Eat At Joe's" sign in my chest, either. Instead all we got was some funky mood lighting. My cells are having an identity crisis. Well, this is a fine fucking time for a moratorium!

I will post details in the next day or two. I am too tired to recite it all at the moment. Thanks for showing your support. Gad, it makes me feel like a fink to have to keep posting stuff like this, even if it is about my own life. You guys need good news just as much as I do.

I'm going to over there in the corner chillin', k?

12 comments:

megatropolis said...

I'm sorry that yesterday didn't bring more clarity for you. But I still have faith that everything will be alright with you and your schizophrenic cells.

We all need some good news, and you need to do something fun... something that'll make you laugh. You deserve it Grunty Poo. Love your guts!

Crystal said...

i am confident that it is your "awesome spot" and it is what makes you awesome and the rest of us may have awesome spots, but they aren't deteactable because they are small, but yours. yours is HUGE.

[that's what she said]

NYD said...

I think I would worry if there were a neon sign that said "Eat at Joes" in my chest. Seein how my name (and yours too) ain't Joe. Makes that something pretty normal.

Keep on GRUNTING!

Anonymous said...

grrr - why can't the darn cells cooperate? chill in your corner as long as you need to - we'll all be here pulling for ya. leigh

vera said...

you're always in my thoughts grunto...

/vera

The Grunt said...

Meggypoo~ Right now I feel like I am on a bender. Those are fun, right? Thanks for loving my gut.

Crystal~ I'm so awesome that I had three women feeling me up the other day.

NYD~ I will keep on grunting for sure.

Leigh~ My cells are going through their own adolescence, apparently.

Vera~ And I you. How was Europe?

Diane Mandy said...

Hang in there! We are all rooting or you!

megatropolis said...

What's not to love about your guts! And I'm not sure about a bender... I'm a bender virgin.

The Grunt said...

Diane~ Thanks! As I always say, it helps.

Meggypoo~ Ah, see now what you did? You took something I said that was squeaky clean and made it all perverted. I think you should win a prize for it:D

megatropolis said...

Uggg! I didn't even mean it like that! But you took something I meant innocently and made it all dirty. But I'll take the prize just the same :)

Jules said...

Cell with an identity crisis.. Ahhh, Babes... just ((((HUGS))))

Karyn said...

For me, it's good news just to see you've posted. When you get the all-clear, it will be beyond good news. I'm willing to stick it out and wait for that with you. <3