Friday, March 02, 2007

Gruntstock Day 14, the last day: We can do it! WE CAN SAVE THIS BLOG!!!


(Gruntstock is no longer about me; it is for you. This is now an official blogger event. Tell all you know to get on board and see how far we can take this thing. Plus, this attempt at self parody also doubled as last Friday's TIGF!!! The overblown charity rock events/festivals of the '80s and onward are so TIGF, and I love them dearly for it. So, come on people now, smile on your brother; everybody get together and try to love one another right now!)

(The intro)
Hello children of the planet earth, this is Sir Bob Geldof. It has come to my attention that your beloved Grunty has been experiencing some troubled times. In fact, there are parts of him where the dust mites are starving and without water, genocide, and most terrible of all: cat juggling. We need to come together for the cause of Gruntonia! As one, we can reach our goal. Gruntonia needs at least 1000 comments on this post in order to continue. In the spirit of goodwill and music, I have organized a rock benefit for this cause, and 100% of the comments will go towards the starving dust mites in Gruntonia. Overall we aim to get Sir Grunty out of his creative and personal slump. Gruntonia will live on only if you help out. Please give.
(/intro)

(Day 6) The Grunt here. I have something to tell you all. I was wandering around amongst the crowd and enjoying the various acts. Boy, I thought Fonzie wasn't going to make the jump. Anyway, I started hearing some rumors about my long since dead inner voice of cool, Wooderson, being alive and well. Now that just set me off. I've been listening too much too long to the primal urges of Captain Caveman and that old hag of a killjoy Mama, telling me what to do and what not.

I haven't been guided in the ways of the Wooderson for some time now and I haven't stopped morning the day that his body was found in the deserts of Moab, Utah. Well, I saw a mangled mess of a man and took it on faith that it was him. I took it on faith because that voice died in me. Girls abandoned me, cars broke down; hell, even my own buddies gave me the evil eye. I guess I had put forth an honest effort to retain my rep, but ever since Wooderson was gone from my internal dialog I just couldn't sell it anymore to nobody. Worst of all I stopped writing--I mean really writing. You take that away from me and my hope floats in a sticky tar pit just waiting to be sucked down with the saber tooth.

I've asked Sir Bob to get on out of here. I am taking over and dedicating day 6 of Gruntstock to my friend Wooderson. I'm going to go and look for him, see if it's possible that he is still out there talking about "Ol' Melba Toast" and the next crop of freshman girls. Ahh yeah!

(Day 7) The End. I've read Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness". I've watched "Apocalypse Now" and "Apocalypse Now: Redux". I've also watched on video The Doors perform "The End. There in lies the answer to the riddle of Wooderson's life and supposed death. The story is coming soon. It has been many months since I spoke of him before this post and I will do a recap to get you all up to speed before we get in our patrol boat and head up the Green River. But for now, enjoy The Doors performing "The End".

(Day 8) Hell, I just can't give this up. Bob Geldof has bailed on me, but you Gruntonians have not. Blessed be you for caring. I have an important announcement to make: Bill Gates has agreed to match each of our comments. So, if we reach 500 comments, then Bill Gates will so graciously donate the other 500 comments to saving this blog. It so happens that I ghost write a blog for Mr. Gates called, "I'm Bill Gates, Bitch!". The deal with that is Bill will stretch the comments over a ten year period so I don't use it all up at once. I guess he knows of my smack problem and penchant for fancy hats with feathers in them. Remember, Bill Gates is as close to god as you can find wearing glasses and a pocket protector...be nice!

Well, I would like to announce that I, The Grunt, was able to get Sir Bob back on board. It seems that Nachos are just too spicy for him. Freakin' pansy! He was in the porto-loo for a day and a half. Me thinks that he was in there wanking to some National Geographics. I never new that fresh water wells could be so damn erotic. Anyway, Bob has waved his magic Live Aid wand again and has summoned from the dead Janis Joplin. She will be performing a favorite of mine "Ball and Chain" with her old group Big Brother and the Holding Company. I still have no idea what that company is holding, but it must be pretty damn heavy.

(Day 9) "Let's pretend": This day is a special day of Gruntstock. Everyone has got to know each other a bit better and pairing off into the bushes and woods for a bit of ooh la la. It is getting near dusk and a magical rain starts soaking through our shirts and dresses, revealing our bodies. This rain has made us seventeen again. A perfect day to seek shelter in each other's bodies: Free love and innocence that is not for sale or to be slandered by those who don't understand. So baby, let's pretend that tonight will live forever.

I present to you, through the magic that is Geldof, The Raspberries, sent back in time in the studio to perform our anthem "Let's Pretend".

(Day 10) What happens when you try to organize a "glam day" at Gruntstock? You hire Slade and come to find out they are supremely retarded and end up eating all of your supply of Cup of Soup....That, and they really funny. They still wrote awesome hit songs for Quiet Riot, though. This is a behind the stage scene of what goes on with an act in idle at Gruntstock. Enjoy!

(Day 11) My back hurts. I mean it really, really hurts. I want to cry like a little girl. Bob, what have you got for us today?

Sir Bob: Well, since we're all hoping to meet our goal soon, so you can stop being such a little girl about all this blogger stuff, I think a little number about Kinky Afros is apropos. So, let's welcome some shoe-gazing, Mancunian wonders on to the stage, Happy Mondays.

You're not gonna let the kid down today, are ya? His back is hurting and an evil monkey is plotting his demise as we speak. Not Egan, though; he's a good monkey boy. In fact, we could sure use his help about now. Oh, and Scary Monster must stop smoking the stage. We don't know how it has happened, but apparently you can cop a buzz off of the MDF flooring, which has some formaldehyde in it. I admire him, but we need the stage. Please, donate some proper doobage to Scary Monster for the cause of Gruntonia, thanks.

(Day 12) Sir Bob is a bit of an ironic man, having the Happy Mondays perform on Monday when The Boomtown rats, his old group, had their biggest hit in "I don't like Mondays" I asked Bob if he'd be willing to recreate his Live Aid performance of that song for us, seeing that he has been such a star already. Here's what he said...

Sir Bob Geldor: "Bugger off, matey!"

Me: "Why so angry, Mr. Saviour of the Universe?"

Bob: "Well, it's the fact that I hate Mondays so much, innit?"

Me: "Come on, Bob. It's not like I am asking you to do this song on a Monday. I mean, how obvious and cliche would that be?"

Bob: "Well, I don't want to recreate that sodding performance. I much prefer the original video of me and me band in that school house. I'd be willing to do that an' not feel like crap about it."

Me: "Anything for you, Bob. It was either you or Gary Glitter, but he's a pedophile. It's a shame too because I so wanted to hear him do "Leader of the Gang".

Bob: "Right, brilliant that..."Come on, come on! Come on, come on!!!" Yeah, but he's a bit of a perv. Right, I will go on stage...er, the video bit. Grunty?"

Me: "Yes, Bob?"

Bob: "I'm feeling a bit nervous, like. Will you pet me hair before I go on stage? It calms me down."

Me: "Oh, lord! Alright then, c'mere."

Bob is such a fragile creature off stage.

(Day 13) I can't believe this is happening. Yngwie Malmsteen has taken over Gruntstock and Sir Bob has run off somewhere with Bono planning their next big festival to save third world shoe makers, er something. There seems to be nothing I can do about it. Yngwie has actual demons protecting him. He is such a fat, pompous prick. Here is his little bit:

(Day 14, The last day of Gruntstock) Well, it has been real. Unless we magically get around another 470 comments, it just ain't happening. This blog will not be saved. Bob Geldof has thrown in the towel in a fit of frustration, but he did manage to get one last act to close Gruntstock: The Von Trapp kiddies!


534 comments:

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Crystal said...

cat juggling?

give me my pussy back you pussy thief!

Barbarian02003 said...

Would you feel better if I showed you my boobs?

Scary Monster said...

This make three. After taxes you will only need 1375 more.
STOMP.

Scary Monster said...

Just doin my part here.
Stompin dust mits be my bag, baby, Yeah!!!!!

Scary Monster said...

Will do anything while litening to Joe Cocker.
But me hates word verification!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scary Monster said...

litening? lithening? Me be starting to sound like barbawa wawa.
(silly SNL reference)By the way didn't Belushi do a Joe Cocker thang??

Pokey said...

cat juggling, joe cocker, 1,000 posts. I am on it!

Issy said...

I'll help you out Grunt! I've been so busy that I haven't blogged in weeks! Barbarian is showing hre boobs, Crystal wants her pussy back. . . what's left?

Never mind, don't answer that. . .I'd have to give that up too. Why do I always draw the short straw??????????

egan said...

1000 comments? Now this is my kind of blograising. I once commented on a blog over 400 times. Count me in.

egan said...

See, I'm not kidding about the commenting thing. #2. 400 times on one post.

egan said...

It was so bad Blogger cut me off for "abuse". Those rat bastards.

Karyn said...

Woohoo! I'm in!

Back later to comment some more!

Karyn said...

Woohoo! I'm in!

Back later to comment some more!

leelee said...

Joe Cocker is the man...I'm in for a couple of posts...

Plus it's That's incredibly Gay Friday..isn't it?

leelee said...

This is 2...

leelee said...

and 3

egan said...

It looks like I'm going to have to pick up the commenting slack again.

egan said...

Grunt, I'm glad you don't have that word verification shit activated.

egan said...

hold on for one more day, and break free from the chains... I know that there is pain

egan said...

someday somebody is going to come around and quote a better song.. so hold on...

egan said...

Put your arms up in the air for Wilson Philips everyone! Let's give them an encore.

Karyn said...

Woohoo Egan!

Woohooo Wilson Philips!

Well THAT'S something I never thought I'd say...

Karyn said...

Okay , just how much freaking support does your blog need?

I mean, does it need reassurance? Does it need cuddling? Does it need to be resuscitated from the depths? I've never done mouth to mouth on a blog before; I worry I could get this really, really wrong.

Crap. Don't turn blue!

Karyn said...

I'm commenting! I'm commenting! I'm going to comment...NOW! Oh God, I'M COMMENTING! YES! YES!!

Karyn said...

Do you see what a little bit of groveling gets you - - a really freaking overtired redhead with an imagination and a sense of neglect. LOL.

But this is about YOU.

Karyn said...

To the left, to the left
everything you own in the blog to the left...

Damn that Beyonce and her catchy lyrics.

Karyn said...

Knock knock...

(who's there?)

Little old lady!

(little old lady who?)

I didn't know you could yodel!

Karyn said...

Knock knock!

(Who's there?)

Banana.

(Banana who?)

Knock knock!

(who's there?!)

Banana!

(Banana who?!)

KNOCK KNOCK!

(WHO'S THERE?!)

Orange!

(orange who?)

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

cindra said...

we's here 4 U matey!

cindra said...

what do you do
when you've lost your mojo?
don't go out to get a ho, no!
just lift up your chin
and give a big griin
and do it agin
and agin
and agin
and before you know
you ain't low!

cindra said...

Yup, I authored it just for you.

Queue_t said...

I want gruntonia to live - if not live on in imfamey

Sun Follower said...

33!

The Grunt said...

But I love your pussy, Chica. Besides, I thought my juggling act amused you.

The Grunt said...

Barbarian:

Yes, yes I would feel better, and I believe that the world would be a better place as well.

The Grunt said...

SM, I turned off the WV thingy and now my old posts are getting tons of porn site links spam as a result. I love your dedication to Gruntonia. If I had a Queen, I'm sure she'd bake you a pie for all you have done today.

The Grunt said...

Pokey, with your help I will overcome!

The Grunt said...

Issy, I'm sure you can think of something to cheer me up;)

The Grunt said...

Egan, I'm glad you are on board with Gruntstock. I will be helping myself as well.

Blogger abuse? That sounds delightful!

The Grunt said...

A Karyn double shot! Ah, feels so good.

The Grunt said...

Leelee, yes, these rock benefits are so TIGF!!!

The Grunt said...

Egan, you are a superstar! Thanks for the inspiring Wilson Phillips lyrics.

The Grunt said...

Karyn, I love it when you tell me knock knock jokes. Beyonce is addicting.

The Grunt said...

Cindra, I love it! That is really cool and it is all for me.

The Grunt said...

QT, I have always wanted to hang with the "in" crowd and be famous, so I guess infamous is a good compromise. Never fear, I feel that Gruntstock will be a wild success.

The Grunt said...

Sun, you were the closest to 33 1/2. We all know what speed LP's travel and that is just damn cool.

Scary Monster said...

The Grunt has stopped time. It will be March 2 until we collect the 1000 mark. How many acts will we see how many hours away from our own blogs will we spend in support of Grunts infamous ideas. We follow and follow and never question, the Cap'n.
Beware the Ides of March...

Scary Monster said...

On the other side of the coin Me kinda like the idea of abusing the comments section of a persons blog. Brings out the vandel in me
AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH, STOMP.

Scary Monster said...

I'm with ya Cap'n Grunty. My fingers will type til crammped, Me brain will spew innanities untill the chickens come home with the cows..
STOMP AGAIN!

Scary Monster said...

Here's Me Country Joe post

Give me a "G"

Scary Monster said...

Give me a "R"

Scary Monster said...

Give me a "U"

Scary Monster said...

Give me a "N"

Scary Monster said...

Give me a "T"

Scary Monster said...

What's that spell?!?

Come on Me cant hear ya

What's that spell?!?

Scary Monster said...

Well it's 1,2,3, what are we typing for?

Don't ask me, Me don't give a damn.
Next stop is Grunt Ahoy

And Me ain't got time to wonder why WHOOOPEEE we all post for the boy!

Karyn said...

Grunt, could you just be happy with 100? I mean - did you put in an extra zero as an oopsie? I bet you wanted 100.

Dang.

Karyn said...

SUNny day
Takin the CLOUDS away
ON my way
to where the AIR IS CLEAN!

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Gruntonia Streeeeeet?

Damn PMS.

Karyn said...

CRAP! That was supposed to say PBS not PMS.

Although , in the spirit of candor, I could blame my dementia on PMS I suppose; people have gotten away with worse using it as an excuse, yeah?

somewhere joe said...

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

somewhere joe said...

Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends

somewhere joe said...

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

somewhere joe said...

Yes I get by with a little help from my friends

somewhere joe said...

with a little help from my

somewhere joe said...

F R I E N D S !

(yeah yeah yeah)

egan said...

Wow

egan said...

Who doesn't love Wilson Phillips?

egan said...

How many more comments do I have to make?

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goldennib said...

Yes, I posted the entire thing backwards because I am a dyslexic spazz.

goldennib said...

Now I will go away and think of some else that is totally amazing.

goldennib said...

Aren't all of those flapping wings mesmerizing?

goldennib said...

I haven't finished my drawing of a Gruntonian yet.

goldennib said...

Does the speed of light win in a black hole?

Scary Monster said...

Me started to think that Golden nib was dyslexic or on drugs before Me got to the bottom of the comments and had to go back and read everything in the correct order. Me mind is spinning.

goldennib said...

SM: I'm sorry. I was totally spastic. A little baking soda in water is good for a queasy tummy.

Scary Monster said...

no worries Golden me was spacing out on the butterflies. Your right mesmerizing.

Me can't wait to see what a comment section of 1000 remarks will look like.

It be a blast just scrolling down to the bottom.
Me is certain that Blogger will do something about this before we are finished.....

vera said...

interesting

Jules said...

So if you had the last name Cocker, would you be embarrassed or would you want to run aroound flaunting it?

Jules said...

I haven't listend to Hold On for like a million years. Thanks for the flashback!

Jules said...

But what's with her MASSIVE black eyebrows? Did I used to idolize her as a kid? Frig. I hope I never did my eyebrows like THAT!! I'm gonna have to go back and look at pictures now.

Jules said...

I think the cause of "starving dustmites" is a worthy one. It's way too often that we overlook the dustmites of this world. Yet they're loyal to us. Always there in out mattresses, eating our dead skin...

Jules said...

I'm not really sure the mini skirt is a good thing.

Jules said...

Hold on can mean so many different things in life, hey?

Hold on a minute, I'm busy for a sec.

Hold on to that poop that wants to turtle out...

Hold on to this huge pile of clothes I want to try on, would you? Be my clothes holder whore.

Hold on, someone's at the door.

Hold on, the phone's ringing and I'm expecting a call from my best friend's sister's roommate on what to buy her for her birthday.

Jules said...

I forgot Hold on, this is a really wacky roller coaster ride.

Jules said...

And that concludes my glorious contribution to the cause. At least for now!

Jules said...

Well, this one does - rock on, Gruntfest '07 (Jules headbangs while holding her hand in the "I love you" sign waving it in the air).

Jenn said...

Nessa sent me.

She loves you.

egan said...

Break free from the chains Jules. We all know that there's pain, but you have to break from from the chains.

egan said...

Goldennib, you're ability to comment over and over again is most impressive. (I can't type more than two sentences or else I'm wasting effort)

egan said...

Mr. Grunt, do we win anything?

egan said...

I am ashamed to admit I owned the Wilson Phillips CD. Others include:

egan said...

Paula Abdul: Spellbound

egan said...

Mariah Carey: I have no idea which album

egan said...

Karyn White: name of album unknown

egan said...

I have Columbia House to blame for these shitty selections.

The Grunt said...

SM, it is true. I have discovered the secret to stopping time!

I love your version of Country Joe and the Fish's song.

You are a superstar of the highest order. This is insanity, but pure damn fun.

The Grunt said...

Karyn, you know I love Sesame Street. Let's see how far we can take this crazy idea--100 is nowhere near enough. I don't know where we'll end up at.

The Grunt said...

Joe, I get by with a little help from your comments. Sweetness!

The Grunt said...

Egan, I don't know how many more, but I am dedicated to seeing how far we can all take this thing. It isn't about me anymore. This is a blogger event!

The Grunt said...

Nessa, I will continue to post. I don't want you to live in a colorless world. Yes, you can leave meaningless and brief comments, like this one "Honk!"

You always think of amazing things.

I can't wait to see what your version of a grunt looks like.

The Grunt said...

Oh yeah, Nessa, I woke up in a pool of warm saliva just now. I stared at all those wings for way too long and drifted of into space. Astral travel is da bomb!

The Grunt said...

SM, yeah, I think this is no longer about my blog and more about a blogger event. Tell ten people and then have them tell ten more people, and so on, and so on...

The Grunt said...

Baking soda? I'll have to try that, Nessa. Thanks!

The Grunt said...

Nessa, I'm still thinking about the black hole vs. light speed thingy.

The Grunt said...

Vera, it is very interesting. Keep commenting!

The Grunt said...

Jules, you talked about mini-skirts, eyebrows, poo turtles, and headbanging. What's not to love?

Rock on, dahling!

The Grunt said...

Jenn, thanks for stopping by, and yes, Nessa loves me very much. The world is a much happier place because of it.

The Grunt said...

Egan, I could send you a CD of my own. How's that for a prize?

Oh yeah, Colombia House is also where the largest cocaine producer is located....uh, yeah. They are evil! Yet, we were their willing slaves. Now, it is all those Itunes related sites. My computer needs an IV hookup. Things would be so much better then.

The Grunt said...

150!!!

Scary Monster said...

Cap'n Gruntski. How are you gonna keep track of the comments. Reading them and your replies are making Me want drop some blotta so Me can make sense of it all.

Scary Monster said...

Post within commentary:

Name that line or speaker for bonus points.....

Class. Classs, Claaaasss.
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!

What are you looking at? Do I have a hellacious booger hanging out of my nose?

You make my asshole twitch.

Any correct answers will recieve a MONSTER STOMP of Approval Card.

Scary Monster said...

If Peter pipper Picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled Pussycat Pudenda does it take to procure a plethora of pleasures?

Scary Monster said...

Me sat with the Captain at tea,
He asked do you fart when you pee?
Me roared with some wit,
Do you belch when you shit?
And thought it was one up for me

goldennib said...

SM: I love limericks.

Scary Monster said...

Me too goldennib, Me too
STOMP!

goldennib said...

I think most people are too drunk to post right now.

goldennib said...

Drunk posting would be fun though.

goldennib said...

I wish I had thought of it last night.

goldennib said...

I can't drink on Sundays.

goldennib said...

The bars are closed.

leelee said...

Class. Classs, Claaaasss.
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!
- Sister mary Elephant

P.S (thank you)

god I had that 45...how funny is that.

Scary you and I must have gone to different High Schools together...

leelee said...

WOW_ LEELEE HOLDING HER BIC HIGH FOR ALFALFA..

.just an echoooooo.....yooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo

leelee said...

in the valley....yoooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo

leelee said...

it will bring back sweet memories

leelee said...

of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Photogirl said...

crickey! 167 comments!

Chandra said...

I feel boring and insignifigant towards all past posters. let's be blunt.. if you get too famous, you'll turn into one of those bloggers that has to post things instead of actually writing back to us, which is cheap. But that's just my opinion. Besides that sometimes you are nuts and funny, and what better combination can there be after a 12 hour work day... not to damn much.

Stay well

Christielli said...

Holy canoli! 168 comments!

Christielli said...

I don't think that there is anyway I could read them all in my hungover state.

Christielli said...

While reading my last post, I cannot believe that I drank that crazy mix of stuff and did get sick. I can't believe I mixed so much. I learned not to do that back in high school.

Christielli said...

Anyhow, Gruntstock's pretty fun. See ya at the bday bash!

Karyn said...

Long day, Grunt.

Sorry I haven't been keeping up with the frequent commenters - but I definitely wanted to throw my hat in and let you know I'm still here and totally Gruntstocking it out.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Here I am finally showing up in my Gruntstock tee shirt! Looks like the party is still going on! Score!

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Gruntstock rocks!

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I feel I haven't donated enough comments for the cause...

Outdoorsy Girl said...

So here's one more!

Outdoorsy Girl said...

And another!

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Party on Grunt-heads! :D

Jules said...

Man, you're a far cry from your thousand comments here.

Jules said...

At first I thought any video that starts off with a monkey must be a good one, but then I saw the eyelashes painted on the girl and it just plain freaked me out.

Jules said...

I'm surprised he could keep on singing.

Jules said...

I'm gonna have nightmares now about the freaky eyelash girl. Thanks.

Gentleman-hobbs said...

Air Hair Lair. Pray point me in the direction of the corporate hospitality section. Then I will ensure that the collars and cuffs match bt dopping loose change on the floor and looking upwards.

The Grunt said...

SM, it is really hard to keep track of all the comments.

The Grunt said...

I love me some Cheech and Chong.

SM & Nessa, I encourage dirty or clever limericks.

The Grunt said...

Nessa, drunk blogging/commenting would be fun, but I don't drink. I know that the notion that I don't abuse any substances to be this weird is frightening and maybe a little hard to believe, but it is true.

The Grunt said...

Lee Lee, you won the Scary Monster Seal of Approval!!! You are lucky, indeed.

I love that you love Alfalfa. I love that you are getting into the spirit of Gruntstock.

The Grunt said...

Celeste, I know! That is one crap load of comments and I am predicting that Bill Gates will come in with another 800 or so comments and save this blog!!! You know that amount of comments are less than pocket change for that guy.

The Grunt said...

Chandra, I don't think my blog will appeal to a wide enough audience for that sort of thing to happen. I am glad that after such a long work day that you find my thoughts to be an elixir for the mind.

I am doing better, actually great, now. This concept was exactly what I needed to get out of a rut.

The Grunt said...

Christielli, I am so there. Your 30th B-day bash in 2 3/4 years will be da bomb. Yes, "da bomb" will come back in fashion by that time.

I am glad that you are having fun at Gruntstock. Fun is what all this is about. Who cares about the amount of comments when you are having fun.

The Grunt said...

Karyn, you have been dedicated and faithful to the cause of Gruntstock. I will never forget that. BTW, have you seen where my flip flops and poncho are? I really should stop walking around naked in public.

The Grunt said...

O-Girl, you have a Gruntstock t-shirt already? Man, I must say that all this entrepreneuring that I have been doing in my sleep has been paying off.

BTW, did you bring the nachos I was talking about? I'm getting pretty damn hungry.

The Grunt said...

Jules, if I am a far cry from doing my job here, then you aren't commenting enough:P

Anything with a monkey is better.

The Grunt said...

G-Hobbs, I bet you can't tell me how much bob fell on the ground;)

The Grunt said...

I would still feel much better if Barbarian showed me her blue-footed boobies. Maybe just bit a tease of a tit mouse, perhaps? Ay?

I'm such a shameless preverational word maker upper. Example: Mullatarian--one who wears a mullet religiously and is dedicated to the mullet arts.

The Grunt said...

LARD!

The Grunt said...

CORN!

The Grunt said...

& EARWAX!!!

Scary Monster said...

The vid on yer toolbar had me crackin up. Me not shiitting you.

"I was jacked up on marijuana" OMG

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