I think these two need a room. Hell, they've been going at it under the shelves for crying out loud. Eh, best not to interfere with nature.
Wing nuts are easy to grip and twist. Being able to get more torque without using a wrench is also handy....ah-har-har!
Other wing nuts are not so handy...ah, what now? They are those nuts who have wings. No, that can't be right. Well, they are a special kind of hybrid between and idiot and a jerk, with a little bit of asshole thrown in for good measure.
What does a wing nut look like? Well, remember this guy? Yes, it's everybody's favorite Swedish Meatball, Yngwie Malmsteen! He took over my blog for a day proclaiming himself to not only be our new God, but that he also sports a fifty inch penis. Malmsteen Regime my ass. Yngwie can take a long walk off a short pier for pulling that stunt.
Anyway, all this talk of wing nuts has me wondering when this dude here will finally just pants a foreign dignitary and blame it on the "Tearrists". Remember this kiddies: for every wing nut there is a big screw coming.