Monday, March 19, 2007

I've got something on my mind right now and I just can't figure it out

I think it has something to do with my electronics projects, but I'm not quite sure...

I need help.

11 comments:

Scary Monster said...

Me was wondering why me super deluxe, variable speed, teflon coated vibrator wasn't working!
The transistors all got the right idea and got off on themselves.

STOMP!

Scary Monster said...

Are the males transistors and the females resistors???

Logophile said...

You put de lime in the coconut and mix it all up...

Scott said...

I definately think that those should be sold and patended my friend. A new career may be in the works.

Jules said...

Did you actually spend time making those? I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!

Okay, let me see if I can explain this to you Grunty...

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas and when a boy looks at a pretty girl his penis get all hard and funny feeling. When a girl looks at a cute boy, her vagina gets all slippery and funny feeling. The situation can uaually be remedied on an individual basis, but it's more fun when they get together and experiment with the penis and the vagina.

Do you understand what I mean by "experiment", Grunty? ;OP

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Let me guess...Are orgies on your mind?

Nah, that can't be it. Maybe it's your latest electronics project.

Oh who are we kidding?! You didn't celebrate March 14th and that's what's on your mind! ;)

goldennib said...

Daddy, why are those grown-ups playing leap frog? Daddy, why did that man forget to leap?

Queue_t said...

my gosh ! these are great, I see a new craft careeR for you ! - dID YOU KNOW MARCH WAS NATIONAL CRAFT MONTH?

well we can all see whats on your mind.

Keshi said...

Grunt WB and how did I miss all these posts? Have ya been on a Blogger marathon? :) Anyways Im so glad u got back into the grove WOOHOO!

What r these horny little gadgets doing now? LOL!

Keshi.

The Grunt said...

SM~ Yeah, it is hard when technology finds out about the pleasures of the flesh--it becomes so unreliable. I would say that woman can be a resistor in two ways: resistors are passive and it requires effort to get anything out of them. Males are like transistors in that when our gates are open it is hard to stop that flow of electrons. My own theory is that women are more like capacitors: they can block your charge or store it for a long time and zap you dead if you are not careful. The good thing is that they filter a lot of your undesirable qualities and smooth it out real nice like.

Logo~ Then I feel better?

Scott~ I could do an entire Kama Sutra diorama. I can't take credit for this sculpture, though. I know who made it and I know how to do them. It was just a clever post idea. I can make you some if you'd like, seriously.

Jules~ I think you are a funny girl.

O-Girl~ Well, let's see how well you know me.

Nessa~ HAHAHAHA! I love it.

QT~ Well, as I revealed before, I did not make this sculpture. I do have the materials and the skill to do it. I don't think I'd do such explicit sculptures--probably something more clever and fun. The problem is that some of the components can run up to a few bucks, components that I could put to use in a guitar amplifier. I will see what I can do with what spare items I have.

Keshi~ I say we figure it out.

Pokey said...

I am a little late checking your blog..sorries. I suck I know. I love these! I am going to have to bribe you into making me some. They would look so damn cute on my desk at work and I am sure my boss would LOVE it!