Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Cotton swabs promote homosexuality in infants

Not really. I was watching a bit of mind numbing stimuli on the TV whilst eating some eggs and toast this morning. When I eat I don't pay attention to shit. So, when I eat I usually need to have the TV on to something hypnotically dull. On The Discovery Channel there is this absolutely ├╝berboring program called " How It's Made". See, if you ever wondered how pens, lobster bibs, or jack hammers are made, you can just tune in to that program and turn into human goo from the boredom. Personally, it is more of a trance thing for me. Watching the automatic assembly lines with the sound off, and some CAN in the player, that is what gets my void on.
Anyway, this morning I learned that the first cotton swabs were called "Baby Gays" instead of Q-Tips. So, there I was eating my cocoa puff equivalent cereal when my brain received this fun fact, and then started laughing like a stoned college student, milk dribbling down my chin. It was at that point that I thought of looking through my bags of leftover prescription drugs from past medical adventures and see if I had any Oxes or Loris left and just make today a complete "shit the couch" circus. My better judgment prevailed and so I went to work.

I'm no fun anymore.

10 comments:

Blanche DuBois said...

You could have taken the meds and then went to work that would have kept you amused all day.

Christielli said...

I love when something makes you laugh so hard that you sound stoned. And you're not. It makes you wonder why people even do drugs. Just find something stupid to laugh about instead. It's not hard.

rawbean said...

That's awesome. I love the little details in life. Someone can walk by my desk in a way I find funny and I can only see it out of the corner of my eye and I will totally laugh at it. Others don't get it.

The Grunt said...

Blanche~ People at work think that I'm weird enough as it is, so I don't think they would have noticed.

Christielli~ I would rather laugh than get high any day.

Rawbean~ I'm constantly laughing at little things during the day and it gets me in trouble sometimes. It is worth the trouble.

Jules said...

How misleading... I thought it was eggs and toast and then it ends up being cereal.

Baby gays, hey? SO glad they changed the name for that!! I can't even think about the potential sentences using that name... I'd pee myself if I did. Is that sort of like stoner laugh? Laugher's pee?

The Grunt said...

Jules~ So long as you are laughing, peeing your pants isn't a tragedy.

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