Sunday, April 12, 2009

P-ost

So, there I was at this IHOP. The server dude kept calling me boss. It annoyed the hell out of me. I could taste the grill on the pancakes and their urinal was so brown from urine buildup that the smell made me tear up. On top of all of this it made me fatter. The kicker is that I paid over $13 for this experience. So, you tell me how the economy can be in the shitter when people still pay to eat the shit?

And, yes, I am part of the problem.

9 comments:

Julie Schuler said...

I've never been to an IHOP. It's on my list of things to do.

Christielli said...

I have also never been to an IHOP.

Jay said...

I would have dashed after my first bite of pancake. Trust me, you may be what's wrong with the economy, but I'm what's wrong with this nation.

The Grunt said...

Julie~ Yeah, IHOP is an institution, but like most franchises, there's always some that don't hold up the standard. So, there's no IHOPs in Pennsylvania?

Christielli~ What pancake houses do you have up there, eh?

Jay~ Damn, we'd make a dastardly team!

Keshi said...

grossss Grunty lol!

Keshi.

Chandra said...

Do you guys (aka Americanas) have Humpty's and Denny's and Perkin's?

I don't think I've been to IHOP either. I think it's an issue with all 24/7 places that serve breakfast all day long.... but really when it a good time to clean at a 24/7 place... just the things I think about??!?!

Jules said...

Makes me thankful we don't have IHOP's here.. You might have been better off eating the urinal cake, by the sounds of it! ;O)

The Grunt said...

Keshi~ Gross to the max!

Chandra~ We have Denny's but not those other ones. This IHOP is not a 24 hour joint. They can clean their toilets.

Jules~ I had a much better breakfast today.

Julie Schuler said...

I don't know, there might be some in Pennsylvania, but our closest IHOP is in Ohio, we live a very short distance to the border, but I don't often feel like driving across the border just for pancakes. We have Dennys and Perkins. No Perkins out your way?