- Play doctor than play house.
- Eat dirt than eat shit.
- Wear a cape with an ascot than biker shorts.
- Listen to Antonio Vivaldi's Guitar Concerto in D Major, 2nd Movement while watching my lover disrobe than listen to Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls! while watching a stripper dance.
- Be watching a cat fight than two guys humping each other in the octagon.
- Think about women, guitars, and cars than the economy.
- Meet Joe Walsh than President Obama.
- Be on stage jamming with Jack White than make it with Meg White; see, 'cause Meg would screw me anyway after she sees how freakin' awesome I am.
- Work on my truck than buy a new one.
- Be a Pepper than a Coke fiend.
- Do a 180 than a 360.
- Freak out like a monkey than soar like an eagle.
- End this post here than continue.
3 years ago