I had my quarterly cancer exam and things are looking good for me. The only thing that sucked was looking at my weight, post holidays. You know what is really weird? Having a lady doctor feel your groin and then ask you if you are currently dating someone. Anyway, it wasn't inappropriate of her at all, just that taken out of context it seems rather funny. I celebrated afterward by eating a giant calzone and then finishing my shift at work. I am happy, but I've got a major headache right now. Plus, I keep looking at my body and going, "Wuh, so fat! Ugh, can't eat anything now. Erf. I need to be rolled in flour and served to a small, starving village."
I did some video clips this morning of me playing a few of my guitars. I just woke up and have that scary homeless man look. I used my cell phone to do the video and the only way I could do it was at an upward angle and not all of the shots have the whole guitar in them. I had to set the phone on a pillow and the clips are short. I will post these soon.
If you haven't read my ten commandments yet, please do. They are in the previous post. Remember, I know when you are sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know if you've been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake! There's something so creepy about the concept of someone who can see everything you do and think.
Earl...
10 years ago
6 comments:
It IS pretty creepy, and I think this concept is about someone else in addition to Santa :).
So glad that your groin got the OK. And you're not "so fat"... you're just right, just the way you are. If it makes you feel any better, I am having the same sentiments about myself these days. Ugh.
So did you see me doing that one thing with that one guy at that highway rest stop that one time? Because it seriously wasn't what it looked like.
Celebrating your erotic exam with a calzone seems like some cruel joke on your readers. I think we know why your Penthouse Letter submissions were rejected.
If I survived cancer I would eat a whole cake, everyday, by myself. It would have buttercream icing on it, too.
Meggypoo~ Body image is tough to deal with. I want to lose weight because I want to be more fit. I've always looked cornfed and I don't think that will ever change.
Jay~ Well, I thought you were just assisting him with something...er, a lost contact lense!
Chris~ Not all happy endings are the same.
Julie~ Cake sounds real good right about now.
I'm not sure if it's creepy or exciting... just depends on whether you want to ut on a show for him or not, I guess!
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