...Peanuts in the shell are like ten times better than unshelled peanuts?
...My back hates my guts and call me things like "pussy" (behind itself, of course), so I try to lift heavy things (like a full-size truck bed) and blow it out?
...George Washington didn't have a tiny woodpecker living in his teeth?
...People just can't be happy when they've got it so good?
...I can't have excellent bow staff skillz?
...Killer robot wolverines won't descend upon my enemies and yours?
...God allows stupid people?
...People get mad at me for making fun of the stupid guy at work?
...Banjos are the soundtrack for rural males with a penchant for forcible sodomy?
...Grocery store cakes and confections never seem to use anything other than flour, shortening, sugar, and food coloring?
...New Zealand doesn't have a space program?
...Science hasn't figured out a better way of cleaning up after a dump?
...I seem to attract crazy people?
...The guy making my sandwich last week responded to my question, "Can I have parmesan cheese on my sandwich (meatball sub)," with, "I agree"?
...I have to work tomorrow, or ever?
3 years ago