Monday, December 15, 2008

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I had a dream that I was caught peeing in a sink. The girl that caught me peeing in the sink didn't seem to mind, but I was really self conscious about it because I thought that she might think I was masturbating into the sink instead. She said that she believed me and told me to finish up. That is when I realized that my brain was trying to trick me into peeing my bed and I woke up with about five gallons of urine that needed expelling.

I could go on about the weird pee dreams I've had. I want to hear some of yours, though.

Come on!

83 comments:

Scott said...

Dude, I have had many a dream. One where I was camping and there was a bear outside the tent and I didn't want to go out even after it had left and I just peed into a bottle, i had to check the sheets to make sure all was still dry. Thankfully it was.

Jay said...

I've been blessed to not have any moments of almost pissing myself, at least not when I'm sleeping anyway. However, I frequently have dreams where I'm just in my underwear, and I'm embarrassed for some reason, but I just can't grasp that being in my underwear is the reason behind it.

Christielli said...

Maybe this is more of a guy thing? I never dream about going to the bathroom. Dreamland Christy doesn't have mortal needs like that. She's too busy being a rockstar.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I HATE those dreams. I can't really remember the circumstances in the dreams but the bottom line is I have to pee really, REALLY bad but can't go for some reason and I am always looking for a place to go.

Then I wake up in real life with a bladder so full that I can hardly walk. I am so afraid that one of these days I am going to wake up in a pool of urine. ick!

Chris said...

I'm sure most of my dreams are quite lovely, but I'll be damned if I can remember a single one.

Queue_t said...

My son, is a sleep walker and has more than once been found urinating into things that shouldn't be peed into! the trash can is one that comes to mind ( in the kitchen) a drawer of a night stand is another, and I am sure the sink has been tried?? just not really sure when :) - My oldest bro would do this too, to this day he doesn't remember the things we " caught " him at.
I by the way have never sleep walked or wanted to pee in something other than a toilet. QT

The Grunt said...

Scott~ I had one similar at a sleepover when I was a kid. I was peeing off of a waterfall. Unfortunately, I did pee in my sleeping bag. I just left in the middle of the night. My friends had no idea what happened or why I took off.

Jay~ Yeah, you'd think that you'd have the power to just put some pants on but dreams have their own logic. This is the same logic that makes vaginas magically appear in walls for erotic pleasures.

Christielli~ Dreamland Christy should be available to girls everywhere--sorta like Barbie or Malibu Stacy.

O-Girl~ So, how many close calls have you had?

Chris~ That is your mind protecting you from itself.

QT~ Now I'm curious about what things your brother was caught doing.

Jules said...

I always have dreams about bathroom antics, but thankfully, I never actually get to the peeing part. They usually occur near when it's time for me to wake up and are somehow oddly thrown in with either the sex dream I've just been having or dreams about baking cookies or making sandwiches. There's just no rhyme or reason in my brain.

the projectivist said...

dream-you was more embarrassed about peeing into the sink, than masturbating into the sink, huh?
hilarious!

i never have peeing dreams
just dreams about celebrity sex
and being chased by wolves.

Crystal said...

i always have dreams that i have to pee really badly, but can't find a toilet that doesn't have urine or doodoofeces all over the seat. effing women never clean up after themselves.

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