Going back to shaping and slotting the nut on this guitar, bone really stinks. I mean, when you start filing and sanding bone it gives off this ungodly odor. It smells like barber hair that caught on fire inside a defiled and dried out gym sock. Well, maybe not that bad, but hell.
I like eggs. I need eggs. That is why I put up with so much shit.
Um, the tale of two cities never mentioned their village idiots that buggered each other just to spite the mayors.
Jean Claude Van Damme is a good movie. Check it out if you can. The theater that I went to to see this has its own resident cat that wanders around everywhere. It's just about the coolest damn cat alive.
The new Metallica album is not too loud, you pussies.
Having the theater's cat walk between your legs while you are using the urinal is an odd experience. I think it likes me. I promise that I did not drip on it.
Argento, Bava, and Fulci are just a few of my favorite things.
Have you ever thought to yourself that maybe one of your friends may be imaginary because they are never around when your other friends or family are around? I still need them, even if they are imaginary.
There will never be a raccoon flavored ice cream.
Fin.
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You never said that you got that CD. You must really hate it. I'll tell them that you told me they suck.
Merry Christmas!
Being a huge ice cream fan myself, I am relieved to know there will never be racoon flavor.
But you might be able to find roadkill possum flavor in my neck of the woods if you know where to look.
Merry Christmas!
Thanks for the guitar update...one day you'll be performing with it in another concert! leigh
Sun~ Sis-boom-bah!
Julie~ I am really sorry that I spaced on letting you know what I thought of the CD that you sent. It is good Zombie fun, especially the song where the singer commands the dead to rise. Thanks a ton. To make up for not getting back to you, I will send a CD your way.
O-Girl~ Possum? Nice!
Leigh~ I plan on it!
Hey an 80 year old man was threatening to kick my ass. Instead of letting him prove it, I backed away, giving him the parking space he figured I jacked from him. Do you think I did the right thing, or should I have dropped him like a bad pun?
Happy Holidays, Grunty!
I hope that all goes well for you and yours.
Stay cool.
P.S. Drilling into hardrock maple has got to be an insane task. That guitar is going to be quite hefty!
Merry Christmas, Grunty!
Yeah, sorry about that whole imaginary friend appearance I put on. I can only stop in every now and then, I have family obligations here you know. It's not my fault your peeps are never around to see me!
HAHAHAHA!!! I crack me up.
Love you, have a great holiday!
xoxox
sounds like a great theatre.
Happy Festivus.
Chris~ As much as you would have liked to have kicked this senior citizen's ass, I feel that you did the right thing. My suggestion is to know your gypsy curses and use them wisely--like on douche bags like this guy.
NYD~ Thanks! The neck is the only part that is hard rock maple. The body is on the light side and of a different wood. You don't know heavy until you've played a 14 pound Les Paul for an hour or two. I like sustain, but not that much.
Jules~ Yeah, you are the cheeky one that likes to get me in trouble.
Scott~ It is the coolest one in SLC and it is indie all the way.
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