- Get married.
- Slip on a banana peel.
- Build a mighty zeppelin and race around the globe with a pet monkey as my navigator.
- Win a life time supply of strawberry jam.
- Plaster caster of my, uh...moving on.
- Have cancer come back again.
- Listen to people gripe about how messed up they are without getting paid $100 an hour for it.
- Wear mittens while hollering "I'm a pretty girl" in public.
- Give a shit or pity a fool.
- Cut my hair and get a job, so to speak.
- Grow up.
- Tickle a badger.
- Wear lederhosen.
- Play grab ass with the pope.
- Have lightening strike me down.
- Dogs will not be able to discover my secrets by using their special powers--you know, that sideways, headcocked look?
- Write another stupid bulleted list like this one.
4 years ago