Sunday, January 06, 2008

Harold's Elevator Restrooms

You can go levels one, two, or opt for "B".

What do you give the person who has everything? Nothing.

I have an itch that I can't scratch. What would Jesus do?

Could God create an itch so big that even God could not scratch it?

I am positive, with a 99.95% certainty, that there is a game show in heaven called "What Would Jesus Do" and "Ultimate God Challenge". If you are a polytheist then I would imagine "The God World" would make for a great reality show. The best of all would be "My god can beat up your god".

I've heard that if you say a demon's name it summons them from beyond. Conrad Smeaklebottom!

Now I'm going to have nightmares.

If I were to have the wherewithal to do the most prudent thing in this particular situation it would to make my mind up as how to end this post.

I am horrible at making up my mind.

5 comments:

Nessa said...

Testing the Fates this morning, are we?

The Grunt said...

Heh-heh!

Jules said...

well... don't make up your mind very often then!

Karyn said...

Yes, well, at least you wrote a completely coherent, cohesive post with lots of organic flow and social relevance.

*snicker* Okay, sorry, I couldn't do it with a straight face, but I love your tangential posts. Really.

<3

The Grunt said...

Jules~ I'll have to think about that for a bit longer.

Karyn~ Its what I'm good at.