Sunday, January 06, 2008

Harold's Elevator Restrooms

You can go levels one, two, or opt for "B".

What do you give the person who has everything? Nothing.

I have an itch that I can't scratch. What would Jesus do?

Could God create an itch so big that even God could not scratch it?

I am positive, with a 99.95% certainty, that there is a game show in heaven called "What Would Jesus Do" and "Ultimate God Challenge". If you are a polytheist then I would imagine "The God World" would make for a great reality show. The best of all would be "My god can beat up your god".

I've heard that if you say a demon's name it summons them from beyond. Conrad Smeaklebottom!

Now I'm going to have nightmares.

If I were to have the wherewithal to do the most prudent thing in this particular situation it would to make my mind up as how to end this post.

I am horrible at making up my mind.


Nessa said...

Testing the Fates this morning, are we?

The Grunt said...


Jules said...

well... don't make up your mind very often then!

Karyn said...

Yes, well, at least you wrote a completely coherent, cohesive post with lots of organic flow and social relevance.

*snicker* Okay, sorry, I couldn't do it with a straight face, but I love your tangential posts. Really.


The Grunt said...

Jules~ I'll have to think about that for a bit longer.

Karyn~ Its what I'm good at.