You can go levels one, two, or opt for "B".
What do you give the person who has everything? Nothing.
I have an itch that I can't scratch. What would Jesus do?
Could God create an itch so big that even God could not scratch it?
I am positive, with a 99.95% certainty, that there is a game show in heaven called "What Would Jesus Do" and "Ultimate God Challenge". If you are a polytheist then I would imagine "The God World" would make for a great reality show. The best of all would be "My god can beat up your god".
I've heard that if you say a demon's name it summons them from beyond. Conrad Smeaklebottom!
Now I'm going to have nightmares.
If I were to have the wherewithal to do the most prudent thing in this particular situation it would to make my mind up as how to end this post.
I am horrible at making up my mind.
4 years ago