- My ultimate job requires Jimi Hendrix Experience. I've listened to all the stoned tapes of him and Jim Morrison yelling/singing about effing girls up the ass. I think I've earned it.
- Top scientists agree that I am a man of many wonderful wonders. For instance, I can make my thumbs bend backwards at right angles.
- I once wrote and recorded a song about eating cheese. It was kind of dirty.
- I will pick up any nasty penny I see on the ground because I truly believe that I'll get good luck from it all day.
- I once bit into a Siamese cat's balls when I was a toddler. That was the only cat my dad ever loved and it also knew how to use and flush the toilet. I can't remember any of the ball biting, but my dad likes to bust that story out when there has been company.
- I am completely hairless down in my crack now due to losing hair from chemo. That is one area that can remain hairless, if you ask me.
- I talk to myself and sometimes answer back. What?
So, there you have it. I gave you what came off the top of me tit. I hope you enjoyed reading. Goodbye for now.