Friday, November 23, 2007

Seven weird/random things about me tag/meme

I got tagged by a good bloggitty buddy Tys on Ice here. I am not a tagger or a memeier (I just made that one up, Websters) and so I leave this one open to anyone who just wants to be on my good side, or indifferent side. Whatever.

  1. My ultimate job requires Jimi Hendrix Experience. I've listened to all the stoned tapes of him and Jim Morrison yelling/singing about effing girls up the ass. I think I've earned it.
  2. Top scientists agree that I am a man of many wonderful wonders. For instance, I can make my thumbs bend backwards at right angles.
  3. I once wrote and recorded a song about eating cheese. It was kind of dirty.
  4. I will pick up any nasty penny I see on the ground because I truly believe that I'll get good luck from it all day.
  5. I once bit into a Siamese cat's balls when I was a toddler. That was the only cat my dad ever loved and it also knew how to use and flush the toilet. I can't remember any of the ball biting, but my dad likes to bust that story out when there has been company.
  6. I am completely hairless down in my crack now due to losing hair from chemo. That is one area that can remain hairless, if you ask me.
  7. I talk to myself and sometimes answer back. What?

So, there you have it. I gave you what came off the top of me tit. I hope you enjoyed reading. Goodbye for now.

9 comments:

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Tys on Ice said...

jeez man, u R weird...I hereby crown u the weirdest blogger in the blogsphere...anyone who can bent his thumb backwards and bites feline tesicles is on my top of the list :)

thnks for responding ...tagging seems almost a lil like those spam chain mails...so was feeling a lil bad abt putting unware nice guys like u on the spot...

btw, who IS this chappie who commented abve me and wht's he saying?

Scary Monster said...

Gnashing on a cat's nads be one thing. Telling the blogworld about it another.

Hairless crack... Put that in yer pipe and smoke it...

STOMP

Sun Follower said...

I second everything cresce.net said and can only add:

Oyo como va!

XOXO

Jules said...

I knew about some of those things... but I didn't know about the crazy thumb thing. If you think like me... I'm sure you could think of the very specific application that something such as your thumb talent could come in handy for... if not... "G"... allow me to elaborate on it someday...

The Grunt said...

Cresenet~ You so crazy!

Ty~ Hey, when I get asked to post weird stuff I don't hold back. See that? That's my freak flag waving high and proud.

Scary~ Well, I grew up hearing my dad tell people how the cat was on the armrest of the couch and had its but in the air. I was just laying there and decided to test out my incoming teeth. That cat yowled and ran off, hiding out for a few days after.

Sun~ Hey, hey! I checked out your party post. Would it sound fake if I said that I found a cut out head of Ernest Borgnine the other day?

Jules~ I'm good at elaborating.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I can bend my thumbs like that too! We are both sooooo cool!

The Grunt said...

Happy Birthday, O-Girl!

Chandra said...

I talk to myself all the time...

2) Was that cat on "Meet the fockers" because jinx the cat could do that too

3) I used to think about #6 for myself as well

4)They want to make a 5 dollar coin here... I'm a bit intruiged... a bit