Instead, you are left with this....
I think someone should tell pigs just how good they taste and then they'd run real fast, faster than cheetahs.
Did any of the apostles break wind at the last supper or was it strictly a solemn event?
A change of scenery cannot hold a candle to a change of shorts.
Cleopatra took some bees and a hollow gourd to make what?
I was told that I was a dick today by somebody in a passing car. This was great news. Now I can say that my dick is 5'11" and is smart as a whip--it has read Tolstoy's "War and Peace". That is attractive.
I think that the next trend in automotive design will include eyebrows. This would be a brilliant way to show off the mood of your car. All nerd cars and Yugos would have unibrows.
I wonder what a unicorn with a unibrow would look like? Would anyone ride it?
Manitoba is the best nickname for what body part?
I used to think that Joe Cocker was an epileptic. When I found out that he wasn't it really blew me away. That wasn't supposed to be funny. I just thought I'd share that with you.
I got tagged by Ty's on Ice to do a meme. That will be coming up soon. I hope you all enjoyed this post. I'm tired and have to go and get a bunch of tests and scans done tomorrow. Whooopeeee!
3 years ago