Friday, October 27, 2006

My celebrity look-a-like thingamajig

Why do I have to be looking like the worst President of the United States, ever? I think I make up for it more than enough by looking like all these other shit-hot guys, though. I don't have a straight-on shot of my face, so this will have to do. I'm still going as McKinley for Halloween. Who's Hrithik Roshan? Damn! I need to start telling people that I look like him, or go to his native land and clean up! I don't know what happened to Bela Bartok, but he was another good looking guy.

My favorite here is a toss up between Kanye and Kyle. Mr. Mac Lachlan gets my pick for having done so many cool flicks with David Lynch, plus that one Vegas movie. What was that one called? Oh yeah, "The stupidest movie ever invented, but as long as there are horny men in the world, will always be out of stock at your local Blockbuster Video", or something like that. I just remember it had a very long title. I have a bad memory, I think.

As for the rest, the Tom Cruise thing is not so desirable anymore. Spike Lee is beyond cool. What can I say? I look like Johnny Depp! That association could possibly get me laid on its own. I think that I need to add a few of these to the results: ??? I'm not complaining, though.

I need to get a straight-on shot and see who I look like. I'm hoping that Don Knotts and Colonel Sanders pop up.

26 comments:

Jules said...

DUDE! Will you PLEASE wear the costume from Pirates of the Caribbean and then take pictures and send them to me? Don't forget the eye makeup!! Purrrrr.

Logophile said...

Boo-yah!
You're one sexy bitch baby.

goldennib said...

Wow, they've covered all of your multiple personalities.

Chandra said...

You do look a lot like johnny depp in that pose. You remind me of the actor that was in crank. Also a bit like vince vaughn and 1 other actor that I can't figure out name. He has a very distinctive voice and now this is going to drive me nuts.. when I figure it out I will let you know.

p.s. you look nothing like I thought you would, and that's neither good nor bad, just for the record!

Karyn said...

Dude! Johnny Depp! Yarr, matey!

My worst was Mick Fleetwood. WTF?! But then I got Kate Winslet, Kate Hudson and Marykate Olsen.

Well, I had Angelina Jolie too, but I don't think she's all that.

These are so damn funny.

Christielli said...

lol That thing is funny. I forget who I got when I did it, but no one who I look like at all.

I'd be pretty stoked if I got Johny Depp though. Even though I'm not a guy. ;)

Queue_t said...

that is pretty cool, love the mclf look I just think this is blue steel and why didn't zoolander come up too?

I guess i will have to check this out now. QT

Kayla said...

I'd do a Don Knotts look alike.
haha
You do look like Kanye West..
Dropped by via Gugenflurgen's blog to say hello

blog Portland said...

I always get Jim Carrey, Ben Affleck, and Ethel Merman - circa 1980.

The Grunt said...

Jules~ I'll do anything to make women purr, even if it involves parrots and wooden legs.

Logo~ Boo-yah right back at ya. Chaka Kahn!

Chandra~ Well, I hope it is good--the face you see. Yes, there is a real man behind the curtain pulling all these levers and making all the bells and whistles go off. I actually get anxiety of people spotting me now. "Oooooh. there's Grunt! Let's make him dance like a monkey...DANCE MONKEY!!!" I know it will happen sooner or later. Let's just hope that it is someone stable.

Karyn~ I know. Of the females I supposedly looked like Annette Bening.

QT~ MCLF? Oooooohoohoohoooooo...Ssssssssss!

Kayla~ Thanks for dropping by. Guggs is a good man, btw. Plus, any woman that digs Don Knotts is definitely cool in my book. Behind the scenes, Don was a lady killer. I bet many of you did not know that.

JJ~ You can't ask for a better combo than that. Ethel Merman, circa 1980. I think I'll need to google that.

Just Tom said...

Your review of your look alikes was worth the trip here. Thanks for the entertainment. These are all over everyone's blogs at the moment. I'm afraid to go there but enjoying everybody else's. Cheers, Tom

vera said...

mmmm you said LYNCH!!!
/vera

Mayden's Voyage said...

At least your not a girl who looks like Billy Idol :)

Gentleman-hobbs said...

You don't mate. And remember politics is mainly about money and bullshit - I'll lend you my PR guru Mr X Crement-Spieler to help out. Then a different makeover dependind on which voters you're pampering to.

cash said...

Sometimes it's better not to know who I would get. What if I look like the Son of Sam or Bill O' Reilly? That would stink.

cash said...

Okay, I lied. I did do it. How did you get them all to show up on one page?? I used their demo and it only did one at a time so I had to copy and paste each one.

I was amazed. It says I look like a combination physicist, rock star and martial arts icon. It's like they know me.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

That is so funny how you can favor all these people in some form or fashion and yet none of these people even look like one another!

Anyway, some pretty hot guys on there, so I guess that makes you pretty hot, too.

Except McKinley...maybe we'll just overlook that one. ;)

Jules said...

Are you kidding, O-Girl?? McKinley is the HOTTEST one there!! Oops, there I go purring again. LOL!

Photogirl said...

LOL! omg that is AWESOME!

Scott said...

Spike Lee? that is awesome.

Scott

"K" Fingerett said...

hmm... that looks like fun- how'd you find this site?

oh and whatever your costume is this year, i'd like to see pictures- i want proof this time around...

Hi Mr. Grunt Man!


~K

Egan said...

I love the right side of your face. If I'm not mistaken this is the same side Mariah Carey likes to show us. Has anyone ever seen the left side of her face?

Sun Follower said...

I'm told... I look like... myself. :/

Güggs said...

I spent some precious minutes on this site. It was addictive. Quite entertaining and of course untrue. But it's like gossip, you just indulge.

Chandra said...

I figured out who it was...
David Morse, he was on "House" last night.

SzélsőFa said...

I know it'S way too late, but here you can have a look at who Bartók Béla was and how he looked like.http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart%C3%B3k_B%C3%A9la