Monday, March 20, 2006

D'oh!

It's been one of those days. I got out a bowl to make toast. What the hell's wrong with me? I think having a picture in my mind of Janet Reno with a shlong has distracted me: thanks Crystal. I promise a story is in the works.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear about the pants and the belt, sorry about the yard, I'd watch out if I were you, and as for the bowl, well, sometimes you just need a nap and a do over.
Mulligan!

Crystal said...

Mwa ha ha ha ha

It's all part of my plan...

Scott said...

Sounds like it is time for a break. Never good grabbing a bowl with the toast.

Scott

Anonymous said...

Things that don't go together:
1. Bowl and toast
2. Janet Reno and 3rd leg

word verification is a palindrome! "viwiv"

Anonymous said...

personally, i enjoy a good bowl of toast and a plate of juice in the morning...
glad to know that some people have the same "issues"...
putting away the milk in the pantry leads to a nasty smell whence ye returneth from work... i'd avoid that one...

verfication word: gukeyiut
She wiped the gukeyitu from her eyes as she reached for a bowl of toast.

The Grunt said...

Yes, I think I need a disco nap and a Red Bull enima. One before the other, obviously.

Word verification has been stiffing me lately, so I got nothing to add, Guggs and Vera.

Crystal, I knew you were up to something. When's phase two start?

Well, at least you guys have got me off to a good start.