My inspiration to write blogana is phbbbbt! Gone. BUT! But my need for attention and your presence is still strong. So I will try to write a few things to jump start this post.
You should try this sometime: go into a restaurant and go to the counter, or tell the waiter, "I'll have one food, please!"
I think Jack Black is not funny anymore. I know that some of you will say that he was never funny, and you would probably be right. I held out hope that he would discover some other method of acting other than "aaaand...eyebrows!" I think after enduring "Gulliver's Travels", or as my 1/32 part retard friend calls it "Gullav's Trails", some kind of charges should be filed against Hollywood for throwing this steaming pile of entertainment in my face. Well, if it weren't for my brother and this friend choosing this movie on our outing, I wouldn't have seen it. However, I did. Yeah, so I need to do something about it. An angry letter to my congressman? NO! Jack Black should have to play a Nazi child molester in his next film. That should do the trick. Oh, and it should be in 3-D.
Until today, I had no idea what a "Juggalo" was. I have seen them before. I figured that they were just misguided losers. Turns out that I was right.
I think I like chips 'n' dip a little too much. This holiday season my consumption of the snack saw new and disgusting levels. There's something about bad winter weather, time off from work, back problems, and over all malaise that lends one to gluttony. 2011 is going to be my year, I can feel it!
Earl...
10 years ago
7 comments:
grunto....
i hear ya, man... i hear ya...
<3 v
I'm feeling the same way about blogging! I have nothing to post but I still want to post....sigh.
Nice one with the jack black eyebrows.....so so true.
I have a good feeling about this year too! Yay!
mmmmmm. dip.
Re: juggalos. Laughing at them is a hobby/fascination of mine. I dunno why. I love the juggalo mockery that SNL does. Check this article out if you are ever bored and want to laugh at others:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/music/totallywired/article/108242
Happy New Year! Hope 2011 is great for you!
Jack Black, chips and dip...Hmmm sounds like a recipe for disaster or at the very least agita. Not only is the idea for his next film a good one, he should also be forced to do a lip synk of Right said Fred's I'm too sexy....
No worries, Grunt. Where I come from we refer to the Holiday eating season as the Twelve Piounds of Christmas.
Let me buy you a Lobsta Roll. ;)
Ya, I've never liked Jack Black and I think he is reason enough not to ever go see Gulliver's Travels. I've only seen him in one movie that I've remotely liked him in... The Holiday.
Happy 2011!
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