Thursday, January 13, 2011

Rx

Icy Hot needs to make a patch to dull the pain of loneliness.

I hear that getting loaded is bad for your health.


I think I'll stick with bacon and Nutella sandwiches.

*Sigh*

4 comments:

J. Kwiatkowski said...

I just had Nutella for the first time a few months ago. Now I always keep a jar. I like it with apples.

Jay Ferris said...

Until Icy Hot releases a patch you can apply directly to your heart, there's always absinthe and cuddle whores -- both of which can be found on craigslist.

The Grunt said...

Julie~ I'll need to try Nutella with apples sometime. The Nutella and bacon sandwich was something that came to me in a dream and I have yet to discover whether it is good.

Jay~ A good woman would do the trick. Joking aside, my genetics and any kind of drug don't mix. I was lucky to not totally wreck myself from huffing as a teen.

Jules said...

If you put nutella with peanut butter, you've basically created a reese peanut butter cup sandwich...