Am I the only one who likes to lift the door and watch the washer wash my clothes?
I want to become the Hugh Hefner of dairy products, specifically, cheese.
Imagine being inside a car where the interior has been turned into an aquarium. The car still drives. You are in full diving gear. There are all manner of tropical fish swimming around inside. This is the ultimate driving experience.
I want to go camping on Mars. As long as we depend on the government to bail our stupid asses out of our mistakes we will never innovate and my dream will never be realized.
Will humans ever be evolved enough to live without external government?
Where are the obtainable wild frontiers anymore?
A fart is the same in all languages.
The key to world peace is unbridled flatulence.
My address book is shrinking fast.
Dogs and cats should be equipped with bluetooth so that they can connect to your computer and chat, play W.O.W., and become online predators.
Farmers need to grow stuff that lets you know how it feels so that some people will have to just deal with the fact that to gain the energy sufficient to live, other things must die. Some people will then resort to living off of dust.
Are dust bins used for dust only? Are rubbish bins exclusive to just containing rubbish? Are the British retarded?
I've never known anyone to get excited about Nebraska. Have you?
My alter ego has its own secret identity that I am unaware of. This could be the reason that I woke up with a strange taste in my mouth this morning.
A girl told me today that the '80s are coming back and that to say "word" is cool again. Do we really have to do this to ourselves? Shit.
4 years ago