I haven't done one of these in awhile. Anyhooter, spring is coming and you know what that means? Scooters! A scooter is to a motorcycle as a femme is to a butch. Or, a scooter is to a fat man as a monkey riding a dog--funny. Girls on scooters are a pleasure, I must say. But, a girl on a bullet bike is even better, but not TIGF!!! I think the reason scooters are gay are the tiny wheels and seating position--it looks like you are observing correct posture, very square. I wish there was something else. I'm pretty tired right now. You'll have to help me out on this one.
BTW, the video clip that I stole features a song from one of my favorite obscure punk bands from the late '70s, The Pop Rivets.
Earl...
11 years ago
5 comments:
And let's not forget about Scooter, hands down the gayest of all the Gobots.
Word, scooters is def! They are making huge scooters over here now and they are everywhere.
A 750cc scooter looks like a vespa on steroids.
Oh and thanks, I had almost forgotten about Nebraska untill I read about it in your last post.
Jay~ Who but you could I count on for this kind of golden information?
NYD~ I've seen some bigger scooters but never a 750cc. Nebraska just heard you talking about it and now it's all exited.
Don't forget about the Scooter the muppet too!
Christielli~ How could I forget him?
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