Bob: "Does my helmet make my head look retarded?"Lloyd: "No, Bob, it doesn't. It just makes you look gay."
Bob: "But, my mustache, it's manly, no?"
Lloyd: "Bob, I am touching your penis as we speak."
Bob: "Oh....Well, as long as you're down there, can you reach into my front pocket and get me a stick of Big Red?"
Lloyd: "Bob, there isn't any chewing gum down there."
Bob: "Eh, heh! Now get to work, Lloyd. K-01 status doesn't hand-job its way up by itself, you know."
Lloyd: *Shudder*
6 comments:
I am at a loss for words on this one. I think we need to get you some laying on of hands. Just a thought.
Considering the overly phallic nature of their helmets, these guys were asking for it.
Answer tot he question in the blog title: yes.
Wow. I'm speechless. This reminds me of the characters that I will be seeing in a few weeks when DragonCon comes to town.
You should come visit here that weekend. I promise you will get enough TIGF material for a year. (There is also really cool, fun stuff there, too.)
OK, the unicorn post had me worried, but this is by far the scariest thing you have ever written!
Meggypoo~ I think you are right. I'll put you in charge of that.
Jay~ Asking and wanting it.
Sun~ I hate trick questions.
O-Girl~ You? Speechless???
NYD~ Well, I do share a last name with a famous horror writer.
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