Thursday, August 14, 2008

TIGF!!!(That's Incredibly Gay Friday): The Adventures of Bob and Lloyd, Martian Patrol: "Does my helmet make my head look retarded?"

Bob: "Does my helmet make my head look retarded?"

Lloyd: "No, Bob, it doesn't. It just makes you look gay."

Bob: "But, my mustache, it's manly, no?"

Lloyd: "Bob, I am touching your penis as we speak."

Bob: "Oh....Well, as long as you're down there, can you reach into my front pocket and get me a stick of Big Red?"

Lloyd: "Bob, there isn't any chewing gum down there."

Bob: "Eh, heh! Now get to work, Lloyd. K-01 status doesn't hand-job its way up by itself, you know."

Lloyd: *Shudder*


megatropolis said...

I am at a loss for words on this one. I think we need to get you some laying on of hands. Just a thought.

Jay said...

Considering the overly phallic nature of their helmets, these guys were asking for it.

Sun Follower said...

Answer tot he question in the blog title: yes.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Wow. I'm speechless. This reminds me of the characters that I will be seeing in a few weeks when DragonCon comes to town.

You should come visit here that weekend. I promise you will get enough TIGF material for a year. (There is also really cool, fun stuff there, too.)

NYD said...

OK, the unicorn post had me worried, but this is by far the scariest thing you have ever written!

The Grunt said...

Meggypoo~ I think you are right. I'll put you in charge of that.

Jay~ Asking and wanting it.

Sun~ I hate trick questions.

O-Girl~ You? Speechless???

NYD~ Well, I do share a last name with a famous horror writer.