Bob: "Does my helmet make my head look retarded?"
Lloyd: "No, Bob, it doesn't. It just makes you look gay."
Bob: "But, my mustache, it's manly, no?"
Lloyd: "Bob, I am touching your penis as we speak."
Bob: "Oh....Well, as long as you're down there, can you reach into my front pocket and get me a stick of Big Red?"
Lloyd: "Bob, there isn't any chewing gum down there."
Bob: "Eh, heh! Now get to work, Lloyd. K-01 status doesn't hand-job its way up by itself, you know."
4 years ago