Thursday, July 24, 2008

TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday): ???

Maybe this video montage of the band Turbonegro. Here's a live version where the lead singer shoves a firework up his ass and lights it here. I figure that is some good TIGF!!! fodder for today. Turbonegro are what you get if you combine Alice Cooper, AC/DC, and the Damned and made them all very TIGF!!! I mean, they actually have an album named Ass Cobra. Crazy Norwegians.

What else...Well, I decided to start doing push ups. That was humiliating. It has been too long. I've got to stop the dairy farm from developing, though. I don't want to be known for having bodacious ta-tas. Trying to get back what was lost from cancer treatments has been a major pain in the ass. You can't do it all at once. I'll get there.

5 comments:

Julie Schuler said...

Yeah. I guess it's something like getting back into your prepregnancy jeans. Be nice to yourself, you had as hard a job as any.

Karyn said...

You're right, you don't snap back overnight. It's - and I hate saying this - a process.

Meantime... I don't know, I'm known for having bodacious ta-tas, and it's not so bad. ;)

megatropolis said...

Don't underestimate the awesomeness of shoving firecrackers up your arse. The excitement can't be rivaled.

As for bringing sexy back... until you get there, you can always invest in a BRO. Man boobs are SEXY!

The Grunt said...

Julie~ Yeah, I guess it's kinda like that.

Karyn~ So you're the lady on the east coast that has the nice rack I keep hearing about;)

Meggypoo~ I missed out on the 24th, I guess. As for the ta-tas, I thought you would hold them for me, kinda like that Rollingstone cover with Janet Jackson.

Tys on Ice said...

grow it ...then we can compare our man breast cup size and put that up for the TIGF segment...