Tuesday, November 18, 2008

On Ebay you can buy sick things


I just bought some nut files on Ebay. This is so you can cut and shape your nuts. I am so excited now. I'm going to lock myself in my room and go to work on my nuts until I am satisfied with the results.

I am particularly fond of bone nuts. Nothing like a good bone, I always say. It is important, though, to make sure that when you work your nuts to have a precise spacing, or else things get misaligned and will cause bad vibrations. It helps to use a nut clamp or vise in order to get a better handle on your work.

It is important to make sure that the slot is clean before you place your nut into it. There might be all kinds of debris and residue in there. Heck, one could even find that the slot has a bunch of old glue caked in there. Clean that sucker out!

Once you have satisfactorily worked your nuts, the results will be pleasing. Remember, exercise patience and use good technique--these are key.

Thanks, you've been a great audience.

10 comments:

the projectivist said...

thank you for those top tips.
i'm almost certain they will come in handy some day.
some day when i figure out what on earth you're talking about.
yeah.

anyway.
i just wanted to say hello really, and ask you this:

do you ever go to McDonalds, buy a burger and lift up the bun to check whether it's a Satan Burger?

Julie Schuler said...

Thank you. I'm sure I've learned something.

Chris said...

Its a good thing to do while the game is on. However, I would caution you against the use of alcohol while working your nuts.

Anonymous said...

why did this make me laugh?! leigh

NYD said...

And now you know why I love to fool around with my instrument. Excuse me. I have go and pluck my string!

Scott said...

Classic Grunt work.

The Grunt said...

The Projectivist~ Hello backatchya! As to figuring out what I'm talking about, just have fun because I don't even have any clue as to what I'm talking about:D As for the burgers, I do check every so often;)

Julie~ You've learned that I'm a bit off. In a good way, I hope.

Chris~ Good advice. I don't want to crash into something while working my nuts.

Leigh~ Because you needed to laugh and I like making people laugh.

NYD~ Practice makes perfect!

Scott~ I've still got the old Grunt in me, no matter how much life wants me to grow up.

Sun Follower said...

I am leaving a tip... I assume you'll be here all week?

The Grunt said...

Oh, most definitely.

Jules said...

Holy Effing Hell, Grunty!! That post was exactly what I needed right now!! Thanks Honey! LMAO!