Thursday, July 30, 2009

What does it mean?

I had this dream last night about an old friend of mine that I haven't seen in years. In this dream he was single, but in real life he is married. The other part of the dream was that he had used condoms strewn about his pad and a huge assortment of sex toys. Now, I think you might now where this is going, but wait, there's a big wtf twist! The dream became focused on a pet of his: a magical cat. This guy hates cats in real life, so why in hell did the dream include this? The cat was magical, though. It knew how to make its own Fancy Feast dinners appear out of thin air, balls of yarn would just fly about the place, and it would even talk in a weird cat voice.

So, Kenny, is it true? Are you now single, creepy with sex implements, and own a magical pet cat? I'll be waiting for your answer.

7 comments:

Julie Schuler said...

I think that's an awesome dream.

rawbean said...

Seriously, what are you eating before bed? Chinese food? I've heard that it gives you crazy dreams....hehe.

Jules said...

Were the condoms supposed to be flavored, because that changes the whole meaning of the sex dream (as well as the cat's involvement)...

NYD said...

You have let your imagination get away before, ya know.

This always leads to more disturbing behaviour.

NYD said...

Oh, did I forget to mention that I fully enjoy disturbing behaviour. Especially when it includes dreams with pussy cats and sex toys.

The Grunt said...

Julie~ I love weird, freaky dreams.

Rawbean~ I used to eat fruit before I went to bed and that seemed to have an effect on my dreams.

Jules~ I really have no idea other than that the vibe was that my friend was a swinging bachelor again and wasn't hiding his freakiness.

NYD~ Well, my dreams involve such disturbed scenes as making love to a gigantic woman on a beach and a vagina wall in a men's bathroom.

Karyn said...

I used to think I had bizarre dreams. I now know I am wildly, irrevocably outdone. I take my nightcap off to you.