Why can't TV executives read my mind and produce a show called, "Murder, She Farted!"
Why do birds suddenly appear every time road kill is near?
Why does Jesus look like a viking in some paintings?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows and why aren't they all gay?
Why does the economy still suck donkey balls?
Why can't ice cream make me look as good as it makes me feel?
Why can't I have everything that I want, including a big, red hat that has a bell on top that makes loud noises, and not become an asshole?
Why does God let good things happen to bad people and somewhat alright things happen to people between the ages of 18-36, aaaaaand still Jim Carrey feels there is not enough attention in the world given to him?
Why must you look at me that way?
4 years ago