Wednesday, April 20, 2011

A figment of the mass imagination

A president or other leader who will save us from ourselves. A pill or program that will keep you from doing what you really want to do anyway. The rich are paying more total taxes than the poor in relation to income earned. That you will someday meet that special someone and never have to worry about love or relationships again. That only belief in something makes it true or right, regardless of facts. That your server is "into" you and not interested in a bigger tip. That you will win the lottery and never have to work at that soul sucking place again (my personal favorite).

I just got tired of thinking. The End!


Christielli said...

Hook the lottery win to my veins, please!

The other stuff sounds good too! ;)

I wish all of that and more for you Grunty.

J. Kwiatkowski-Schuler said...

ooooh ooooh, I've got another one!
Someday I'm going to make a living for my family through my work!

Logophile said...

Wait, really? Are you sure?
Mitt Romney isn't going to make the world a better and safer place?
I'm so disappointed now

I was glad to hear you are checking into masters classes, wtg.

Consider me one of your offical cheerleads but I am NOT wearing a short skirt, dang it.

Jules said...

That the pounds will just magically and painlessly fall off overnight.


The Grunt said...

Howdy, everybody!