What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I just need some space.
A sheriff tells the outlaw, who's waiting at the gallows for a pardon, that he hadn't heard whether or not he would he would be hung. The outlaw replies, "Well, no noose is good news."
This guy goes to see his doctor. He says, "Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm invisible!" The doctor shouts, "What?"
You got any?
Earl...
11 years ago
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What's Dracula's favourite pickup line?
Would you like to go out for a bite?
Corny jokes are a fun diversion!
Christielli~ Corny jokes are what the world needs now--corn, sweet corn!
Though too much corn-corn can a bad thing.
Seeing that it's Halloween weekend, what do you think of candy corn?
Happy Halloween!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
ORANGE WHO?!?!?!
Orange you glad I didn't say Knock knock again?
What do you get when you shake a cow?
A milkshake!
Hahahaha.. yes, fits the "corny jokes" bill.
Jason~ Happy Halloween back at ya! As for the corn, yeah, too much will upset your stomach;)
Sun~ Yer funny:D
Jules~ So, what do you do to a cow to get chocolate milk? Wait, I don't think I could handle the truth.
Try that again:
By the way.....you asked me what the skytrain is (do you remember?) well here is a good video on the line I take starting way out in the suburbs. I get on the train at the time 2:27 and off at 2:47 (you'll see what I mean):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shyahS65M8Y&feature=channel
Rawbean~ Ah, an elevated line. You live very close to down town. That was a cool video:)
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