Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Employees must wash Hans
I'm willing to pleasure anyone who can rid me permanently of my back pains. I'm just putting that out there.
8 comments:
vera
said...
grunto... that sounds like an invitation for some bat-shit crazy times... good luck! but ooooo (heh), try acupuncture. it works wonders for me! pokey needles of yum...
<3 v
ps: now turkeys are just delicious, a very unfair question! om nom nom
When I went to physiotherapy for my neck and back, she always started me off with hot wet heat for about 30 minutes before doing accupuncture. It soothes like nobody's business.
But now I'm not in physio, and if I get stiff, I do a hot epsom salt bath every night (the epsom salts dissolve and soothe achy muscles) and then throw on some RubA535 and down an Advil or two.
Let me know if this works, I'll collect payment if we ever get to meet! ;OP
8 comments:
grunto... that sounds like an invitation for some bat-shit crazy times... good luck!
but ooooo (heh), try acupuncture. it works wonders for me! pokey needles of yum...
<3 v
ps: now turkeys are just delicious, a very unfair question! om nom nom
Wish I could help.
When I went to physiotherapy for my neck and back, she always started me off with hot wet heat for about 30 minutes before doing accupuncture. It soothes like nobody's business.
But now I'm not in physio, and if I get stiff, I do a hot epsom salt bath every night (the epsom salts dissolve and soothe achy muscles) and then throw on some RubA535 and down an Advil or two.
Let me know if this works, I'll collect payment if we ever get to meet! ;OP
I cud help but its that pleasuring bit that worries me.
ah... was it Nietsche that said "the road to pleasureville is lined with bells ? ....or was it Quasimodo?
Vera~ Bat-shit crazy times are going to be my next big thing. I do want to try acupuncture. TOIKEES FOREVAHS!!!
Christielli~ It's the thought that counts.
Jules~ Bat-shit crazy times!
Tys~ I don't have to pleasure you in that way, my friend. I could just hire you your own private dancer.
Sun~ Sounds fun--bells.
just tell me when...
Dammit,
am I too late for this offer???
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