Friday, May 21, 2010

Employees must wash Hans

I'm willing to pleasure anyone who can rid me permanently of my back pains. I'm just putting that out there.

8 comments:

vera said...

grunto... that sounds like an invitation for some bat-shit crazy times... good luck!
but ooooo (heh), try acupuncture. it works wonders for me! pokey needles of yum...

<3 v

ps: now turkeys are just delicious, a very unfair question! om nom nom

Christielli said...

Wish I could help.

Jules said...

When I went to physiotherapy for my neck and back, she always started me off with hot wet heat for about 30 minutes before doing accupuncture. It soothes like nobody's business.

But now I'm not in physio, and if I get stiff, I do a hot epsom salt bath every night (the epsom salts dissolve and soothe achy muscles) and then throw on some RubA535 and down an Advil or two.

Let me know if this works, I'll collect payment if we ever get to meet! ;OP

tys said...

I cud help but its that pleasuring bit that worries me.

Sun Follower said...

ah... was it Nietsche that said "the road to pleasureville is lined with bells ? ....or was it Quasimodo?

The Grunt said...

Vera~ Bat-shit crazy times are going to be my next big thing. I do want to try acupuncture. TOIKEES FOREVAHS!!!

Christielli~ It's the thought that counts.

Jules~ Bat-shit crazy times!

Tys~ I don't have to pleasure you in that way, my friend. I could just hire you your own private dancer.

Sun~ Sounds fun--bells.

Tys on Ice said...

just tell me when...

Logophile said...

Dammit,
am I too late for this offer???