Monday, August 10, 2009

Question

I think I may have brought this subject up before but I wanted to do it again.

The scenario:

Imagine that you are sweeping a floor with a typical broom. Just for kicks, you stick the broom between your legs like a witch would. To your amazement you begin to fly.

The questions:

  1. Where would you fly to first? (Ideally)
  2. Where do you think you'd really fly to, considering that this might all be a fleeting phenomenon?
  3. If you found out that this was not a fleeting power, what would you do with this power besides flying around like a dipwad?
  4. Would you dress any differently as a result of your new found power and if so what kind of attire would it consist of?
  5. Would you use your powers for good, evil, or indifference? Explain.
  6. Would you take the opportunity to crap on newly washed vehicles?
  7. Would you just waste this power trying to see how it could get you laid?

6 comments:

Tys on Ice said...

1.Where would you fly to first?
I would have loved to fly to India but Iam worried I might get shot at at the borders..so i probably will fly by my wife's bedroom and give her a scare.

2.Where do you think you'd really fly to, considering that this might all be a fleeting phenomenon?
Thailand...

3.If you found out that this was not a fleeting power, what would you do with this power besides flying around like a dipwad?
I think I will start a taxi service for people stuck in traffic.

4.Would you dress any differently as a result of your new found power and if so what kind of attire would it consist of?
Definitly a cape...

5.Would you use your powers for good, evil, or indifference?
Indifference..i will have fun with it..

6.Would you take the opportunity to crap on newly washed vehicles?
Nah...too difficult to put ur pants back on when u r flying on a broom..

7.Would you just waste this power trying to see how it could get you laid?
I will use it to sweep ladies off their feet..

Julie Schuler said...

# Where would you fly to first? (Ideally)
I'd fly by my sister's house and say to my brother-in-law- This is way better than your motorcycle!

# Where do you think you'd really fly to, considering that this might all be a fleeting phenomenon?
Maybe New York, since that is not too far, and I could go to the Metropolitan Museum.

# If you found out that this was not a fleeting power, what would you do with this power besides flying around like a dipwad?
Visit the catacombs of Paris, visit Prague, all sort of tourist-y stuff.

# Would you dress any differently as a result of your new found power and if so what kind of attire would it consist of?
I would need a velvet cape.

# Would you use your powers for good, evil, or indifference? Explain.
I'd try to use it for good, I don't know what that would entail yet.
# Would you take the opportunity to crap on newly washed vehicles?
My goodness, no. I'm too modest.

# Would you just waste this power trying to see how it could get you laid? Nope. There's no way I'd risk getting preggers again.

Chandra said...

# Where would you fly to first? (Ideally)
Hard choice.. I have to list a few. Las Vegas, Kallispel, Disneyland, Manitoba, Nova Scotia, North Pole.

# Where do you think you'd really fly to, considering that this might all be a fleeting phenomenon?
vegas

# If you found out that this was not a fleeting power, what would you do with this power besides flying around like a dipwad?
Save time getting to work. Save money on a bus pass and gas.

# Would you dress any differently as a result of your new found power and if so what kind of attire would it consist of?
I would need a velvet cape.

# Would you use your powers for good, evil, or indifference? Explain.
I'd try to use it for good, I would save the planet and give people rides, lol... that could get interesting :P

# Would you take the opportunity to crap on newly washed vehicles?
No not my thing. Plus you would have to be pretty bendy to remove said pants to do that, and be able to go on command. I am too old for such activities.

# Would you just waste this power trying to see how it could get you laid? You mean you can actually get laid after you get married??!?! Seriously???

The Grunt said...

All very intriguing answers. Here are mine:

1. New Zealand. I think I would probably get lost and end up in Guam, though.

2. I'd fly somewhere familiar but somewhere that I haven't been in awhile: England.

3. I would like to freak out church people.

4. Capes seem to be the way to go but I was thinking of a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, matching trousers, a flat cap, a handle-bar mustache with great big mutton chops, and a rather fetching ascot.

6. Flight is my ticket to the dark side.

7. There are some cars that deserve to be crapped on and I would feel duty bound to do the crapping.

8. This is not a waste of power.

Karyn said...

1.Where would you fly to first?
North London. Then I'd test whether the broomstick could hold two of us. If it could, I'd fly us to Sorrento. If not...I'd meet him in Sorrento.

2.Where do you think you'd really fly to, considering that this might all be a fleeting phenomenon?
I'm not changing that answer.

3.If you found out that this was not a fleeting power, what would you do with this power besides flying around like a dipwad?
I think I'd start a little side business doing recon work. Twitter live traffic reports to people. Find a political party that doesn't need to get its head out of its ass and offer to work for them. But mostly the dipwad flying.

4.Would you dress any differently as a result of your new found power and if so what kind of attire would it consist of?
Um...yeah, gonna need to wear trousers and will probably need protective gear - helmet, elbow pads, that sort of thing. The Flying Nerd.

5.Would you use your powers for good, evil, or indifference?
I think it depends on perspective; I wouldn't like to be evil though.

6.Would you take the opportunity to crap on newly washed vehicles? Oh man, no, that's wrong. Also gross.

7.Would you just waste this power trying to see how it could get you laid?
Well... if he was duly impressed and so moved by said power, I would not be above buzzing the flat on a nightly basis.

Sun Follower said...

Where would you fly to first? (Ideally)
Where do you think you'd really fly to, considering that this might all be a fleeting phenomenon? first ocean, then shore
If you found out that this was not a fleeting power, what would you do with this power besides flying around like a dipwad? What else? Beating LA traffic is enough!
Would you dress any differently as a result of your new found power and if so what kind of attire would it consist of? well, being a lady - underwear will always be required
Would you use your powers for good, evil, or indifference? Explain. definitely good, but my amusement would also be a factor
Would you take the opportunity to crap on newly washed vehicles? no, you're asking for a karmic reaction there
Would you just waste this power trying to see how it could get you laid? thinking about it....