I am old.
Work=Stupid. I am happy to have a job, though.
I have a new mantra that I repeat to myself at work: You people make me sick.
I am good at making things that don't work.
If I were to have one super power I would want the power of super persuasion.
I think a duck is stalking me, maybe even trying to kill me. I was attacked by this duck when I was leaving a local Burger King. I think it is the same duck that I came across up in the mountains--a very odd place for a duck to be hanging out. I'm going to have one embarrassing obituary if things keep going this way.
4 years ago