Experimenting is fun, just ask me, Sir Bartholomew J. Gruntington III. I once kissed a man...and I liked it? Nope, I wasn't quite fond of it, as you can see, but at least I know. And if watching G.I. Joe cartoons has taught me anything, it's that knowing is half the battle. Why hate on that, brah?
P.S. I also don't like being kissed by drunks who chain smoke, as in this picture. Even though he got to taste my pristine white-boy lips, and had many fun-filled adventures, in the end he rejected my offers of enlightenment and did not buy the Jebus© brand vacuum cleaners I was selling. Folks, if your vacuum doesn't give you a burning in your bosom, or whisper inspiration into your ears while cleaning, you're using a fallen vacuum cleaner or doing it wrong.
4 years ago