It's not happenin'. Things are not going my way, it seems. My body is rebelling against me, adding the hurt and magnifying my discomfort. Files that I swore I transferred from my old computer to this computer are nowhere to be found. It appears that I'm not going to achieve a very important goal that I set for myself this week. I want to ball all of this negativity into excrement and crap it out once and for all, light it on fire, and then dance around the stinky blaze, laughing maniacally.
It isn't funny. I actually just found out that I've been wearing my underwear inside out. This explains a lot.
Earl...
11 years ago
8 comments:
I was trying not to think about my upcoming appointment with the gastroenterologist, but now all this crap talk... Eat more fiber, I guess. That's all I got.
If you crap out all of this, well, crap... you should put it in a bag, set it on the porch of your nemesis, and light it on fire.
Some men purposely wear their underwear inside out to get an extra day out of 'em. The fact that you've realized and accepted your faux pas... you're a cut above the rest.
Same crap-dance going on at my house. What the neighbors must think...
So things should start looking up now that you've discovered how to peoperly wear your underwear.
Bah humbug. I am feeling rotten these days too. It's complete b.s. Me and a pal blame the leap year. That extra day seems to eff everything up.
Maybe I'm wearing my panties inside out too. It would certainly explain a lot here lately. I will make sure to double check when I get dressed in the a.m.
Hope it gets better for ya soon! :)
i am in the right rear corner, on the top shelf in the left kitchen cabinet.
Post a Comment