Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Typing for attention

Hi! I was feeling a bit lonely and decided to post something so you would feel obliged to comment. There's not a whole lot going on at the moment. I've had some good hikes. Um, I haven't really been listening to any new music. I've been trying to watch a few horror flicks a week to get myself in the Halloween mood. The McRib is back, so I've been ignoring any kind of sensible eating lately. I still dream of winning the lottery and buying my own volcanic island headquarters, in which I will plan my take over of the world. Yeah, it wouldn't really be an evil take over; in fact, I think people would find me to be very nice. I would certainly consult with people who would have your best interests in mind. Part of my plan would be to provide a sanctuary for homeless people, but it would be more of a "preserve" than a shelter. I would recreate their natural environment, provide plenty of "walk throughs" with extra change to give, and enough boxes and dumpsters to keep them happy. The public would help fund this "homeless preserve" by spending money on jeep safari tours through the homeless preserves. Poachers would be fined heavily.

Yeah.

9 comments:

J. Kwiatkowski-Schuler said...

Yay for the McRib. The new Tom Waits just came out, you should get it. "Bad as Me" is rockin' my socks off.

Nessa Roo said...

I don't have time to comment about your plots for world domination. The McRib is back! I must get to Mcdonald's! Have you seen my keys?

Megan said...

I wish I could say that I'm a McRib lover, but I cannot. I question if there really is any rib meat in that sucker.

Christielli said...

I haven't had a McRib since I was a kid. I think they just recently brought them back to Canada last year, but I didn't have one.

There's so much new good music out there right now. You should totally treat yourself to some. It's the perfect fall antidote.

Jules said...

LOL.. you get my vote. Can I come live on the island?

The Grunt said...

Julie~ I will need to check that Tom Waits album out. Thanks for the recommendation!

Nessa~ Yes, I understand completely.

Megan~ It's mostly lips and assholes... delicious lips and assholes!

Christielli~ The McRib is where I lose all "foodie" cred. So, what would be your fall music recommendation?

Jules~ Hell yes.

Pearl said...

The homeless preserve is up here, on Nicollet Blvd, Minneapolis, from April through October. :-)

Pearl

The Grunt said...

Pearl~ Welcome to my blog! Also, I hate it when I have an idea and I find it already has been done.

tys said...

if u provide whisky in a bottle wrapped in the paper bag, iam in...