Life: One moment you are staring at your feet while taking a crap, the next minute you find yourself actually carrying out what it was that was troubling you on the shitter. I'm not afraid to admit that my thinker works best on the stinker. I also do my best reading on the turrlet. I formed quite a bond with Holden Caufield while reading "The Catcher in the Rye". You know what the funny thing about me and that book is? I was told that the reason that the book was controversial was that it had a part about masturbation in it. This is really great because it doesn't. There's really nothing that controversial except swearing in it, swearing that was controversial in the '50s! So, the concerned individual was either high on Jesus weed or never read the book but was relying on the high moral ground of hearsay. The fact that I read some of this book while defecating makes this all the sweeter.
Yeah, this post definitely went places...weird places.
Earl...
11 years ago
4 comments:
Hmmm, the bathroom really isn't all that weird.
Some people get bent out of shape before they even try to understand what they're getting bent out of shape about. It's really strange to me how many books are on the "controversial" list. I don't know why "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" is one of the books included... or "Nineteen Eighty-Four".
Christielli~ It can be, if you just give it a chance! Ignore me.
Jason~ It seems that way. I wonder what would happen if I wrote a book, provided more than three people read it.
catcher in the rye was controversial?...i didnt know that..trust ur posts to be educational..
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