Wednesday, September 08, 2010

To the "Fresh Corn" stand girl

I hate to tell you this, but all of your waving at me over the summer was all for naught. I ended up buying my corn at another stand. You know, I didn't plan it, it just happened. Sorry. Thanks for the free samples of orange flesh melons, though.

Yours truly,

Grunt.

6 comments:

Julie Schuler said...

Breaking the fresh corn stand girl's heart. I see.

Christielli said...

Mmm, corn.

Jules said...

Grunty... a girl waved at you all summer long and you didn't bother to look into that as a prospect? Hmmm... her corn might have been the very best you've tasted in your life, and now you'll never know. ;P

The Grunt said...

Julie~ I know. I know.

Christielli~ What would the world be like without corn? Nothing would be corny and I wouldn't like that.

Jules~ Oh, I looked. She was only interested in my money.

Tys on Ice said...

cant believe u lead her on..shame on u! especially after she let u taste her melons

Sun Follower said...

She could've been the future Mrs Grunt... oh, well.