Thursday, October 29, 2009

Pop Beastiality

Remember how hot it was when Britney Spears danced all sexy like with that python/boa at the MTV VMAs? Now picture that routine but with a chimpanzee or a dog.

Now the whole symbolism of the Serpent/phallus tempting Eve in the Garden of Eden thing does not escape me. What does escape me is that a snake is just as much an animal as a rooster, monkey, dog, or a hamster is, so why are we okay with dry humping/sexually abusing snakes?

I once saw a '60s "B" movie, exploitation flick where a stripper was basically screwing a snake and sticking it in her mouth as she go-goed. What if, instead of a snake, she greased up a cat and stuck it between her legs then swallowed its head in a fit of ecstasy? What would we have then? Movie magic, that's what!

I declare, thinking about all of this here stuff has done given me a case of the wim wams.

5 comments:

Julie Schuler said...

I've always wondered why bestiality is illegal, but not eating meat? Maybe if you gave a cow a choice, he would choose the former, then where would we be?

Christielli said...

Poor snakes.

Tys on Ice said...

first the sandwiches, now the cats...man u are screwing me up...

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Jay Ferris said...

I saw a slightly different kind of film when I was 16 that utilized snakes in a manner that even I would have to say was a bit too intimate. Not to mention just plain unsanitary.