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Thursday, November 03, 2005
Weasel Killer
I killed a weasel today. This is not a joke. I was blowing some leaves along a parking strip and this weasel pops out of a hole in the lawn right in front of me. I had the leaf blower right in front of it when it came out and the poor weasel got blown right into the street, where a car ran it over. I can honestly say that I feel bad about it. I guess I didn't kill it, but am responsible for it's death. I can't say much more because there might be some litigation from the weasels' family. R.I.P., Mr. Weasel, ?--November 3rd, 2005.
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4 comments:
The weasel deserved it.
Special K, you know I just wish it could've been a real human weasel, like Kenneth Lay, or the TYCO CEO.
Bad Libby, I feel your anxiety. Is there such thing as a gopher safe lawn mower? If there is, I must buy it.
I think that if I weren't so set on having the biggest freakin' leaf blower on earth (one of those backpack ones) that the weasel would've just had a nice blast and hopped away unscathed.
Thanks for the comments! I'll keep watching your blogs as well.
Its tough to be responsible for the death of something... I killed a couple mice the other day... on purpose though, which makes me far worse of a person :D But talk about perfect timing! Who could have predicted a car would come by just in time to hit it... hmmm...
I promise there was no premeditation involved. I shot the weasel, but I swear it was in self defense!
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