Ham is just who Ham is. Ham gonna Ham. Ham brings home the bacon. Ham sometimes smokes, but can also come home with a sweet glaze, ready to treat you right. Ham will spiral with you on the dance floor. Ham likes pineapple, and you know what they say about eating pineapple, right? Ham, bamalam! Black Forest, hamalam! So many Hams.
I don't know what I set out to accomplish with this silliness. All I know is that I'm hungry and ham tastes good, bamalam.
Here's a picture of the best ham in the world. This man likes to ham. He was also a former supervisor of mine, back in the day. Ham Man.
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| Ham Man, complete with "Ham Action Grip". Kids, tell your parents that you want Ham Man for Christmas. Cloves not included. |
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| Touched by a Ham Angel. |
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| Slapped Ham. |
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| Ham on Ham |
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| "I know what you're thinking" Ham. |
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Hot Ham.
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