Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Saturday, March 02, 2013
A couple of days ago, I was switching out a UPS backup for a computer that runs a standardized test scanner. The lady that runs the machine was standing by waiting for the machine to power up after I had done this. I had some guys help me move the workstation and they were just hanging around as well. This machine was taking its time and I needed to run to the loo real quick like. So, I go and do my business and when I returned one of the guys says, "Hey, did you know when she misses a period that they pay some guy to come out and fix it?" I couldn't help it. I laughed until I bled internally. The lady turned bright red from embarrassment and tried to clarify that he was referring to the test forms and not her reproductive system.