Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Revelations

I just realized that I don't give a hoot anymore.

I just realized that saying "I don't give a hoot anymore" sounds gay.

I just realized that sounding "gay" is all right, especially when I am all alone in my room.

I just realized that "sounding gay" while being "all alone in my room" is gay.

I just realized that my obsessing over sounding gay, or where I sound like it, is pointless.

I just realized that observing my pointless observances is pointless, so I give up.

I just realized that by giving up I am only giving in to apathy.

I just realized that the only way to overcome apathy is to take a stronger stance on my positions.

I just realized that I don't give a shit anymore.

5 comments:

Nessa Roo said...

I started three different comments here. One was kinda funny. One was thoughtful, and one was just plain mean.
I can be very mean, you know.

The Grunt said...

Well, seeing as how I don't get much in the way of comments nowadays, I'd take all three.

Christielli said...

I totally need to not give a shit more often. Seriously, it's true.

Jules said...

Not giving a shit doesn't sound gay. You've achieved your goal.

Actually, I was quite entertained by this post. It has a nice flow.

The Grunt said...

Christielli~ It helps when grading exams.

Jules~ Yay! I achieved two goals, actually. The second goal was entertaining my bloggies.